Clustercereal RPG Version 2.0

[Majora's Cat]

Nicole is cheating on Kybyrian with Destiny! Call "Cheaters", we have a real show here!

 

[Kybyrian]

Kybyrian sits down.

Kybyrian lays down.

Kybyrian goes to sleep.

 

[slayeangel]

Slaye throws Kyby to F&*%$&* space!

 

[Destiny]

"Yes Nicole." said Destiny faintly. "I will be your Desticole."
TO BE CONTINUED MORE.

 

[Kazumi]

Kazumi observes silently from his newly constructed Death Castle that he built in the ruins of Wyoming with his SOAPBOT. From here, he will be able to begin is global domination.

 

[Kybyrian]

Kybyrian is a satellite. Kybyrian coordinates laser strikes on the surface of Earth. He then strikes Slaye down with the force of one thousand suns.

 

[Majora's Cat]

"No!"

MC grabs Destiny from Nicole and gives her a talk about being a cheater.

"Cheating is bad, mmm-kay?"

 

[Nicole]

Nicole is happier than ever. But then, a sudden surge of grief overwhelms her. "Destiny! No! You can't die now! Live, Destiny, live!"

Nicole performs CPR on Destiny's cold, lifeless body. Nicole then grabs Wyatt's lollipop (she did this while he was sleeping) and eats it, giving the empty stick to Destiny as a Get Well Gift.

 

[slayeangel]

Slaye now finds out that Austin is a traitor!!!He's be cheating on Xinn with a Mac!

 

[Kybyrian]

Kybyrian blinks

 

[Majora's Cat]

MC slaps Austin for having actually owned a Mac previously. Then he continues to command his two doppelgangers with ease.

 

[slayeangel]

Ah! Sorry Kyby but you will never kill the real me mouhahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Djinn]

After much adventuring and many nights of hardships Djinn finally got the long lost crystal of Czesnalllaknyorknik. When the stone was lifted into the air and the sacred text Ne Hasa Kundai!! the Honda Civic was transformed into...


An old dirty Ice Cream Truck!!! Finally the long lost ice cream truck of Nyorknik was finally among us once more!!!! Light was shining down from on high and the choir of angels was heard from far away. The world could very well be saved with this new addition!

 

[slayeangel]

Slaye then does ▲▲▼▼◄►◄►BABA Start to get 30 lives and be invincible!!!

 

[Majora's Cat]

MC creates a third doppelganger to sit with Erebea and relax. But secretly he was attempting to sell Erebea an assortment of illegal substances.