When MC looked in Slaye's eyes, he saw a deep resemble to the great Austin. Perhaps SlayeAngel and Austin are one and the same! He remembered that he worshipped the great Austin and recited his whole speech to that he had written years ago verbatim:
"Austin is the only Moderator to ever break Zelda Dungeon and get banned for six months and come back, then become a Hylian Knight and a Mod all over again.
He has demonstrated excellent modding skills throughout his time here at Zelda Dungeon, and has always had the time to make everyone laugh. Austin is truly a gentleman, and is the least perverted and sick of the cluster chat. His greatness can only be comprehended if one compares him to some of the most amazing people to ever live.
Austin can be compared to the likes of many people: Chuck Norris, Jesus Christ, Billy Mays, Michael Jackson, Mike Tyson, Charlie Sheen, Amy Winehouse, etc. He has the authority of an Administrator and still has that common touch that allows him to speak on equal levels with every person he comes in contact with. And even though he is busy with Mod work, he has the time to enlighten everyone in the cluster chat with stories of love, stories of compassion and above all else, stories of being a New Yorker at heart but living in a college in Massachusetts.
Additionally, his MD posts are top-notch. Only Matt and Xanthus knows what the beep he’s saying, which is probably why he has those 11 beautiful hearts. He has great taste in avatars, signatures and everything in between. He contributes to harassing Xinnamin’s profile page, and does so without wavering. Remember that harassing Xinn’s wall is very hard to do, and can only be achieved by the most courageous and gold-hearted individuals on these forums.
Despite his calm, collected and intelligent demeanor, Austin is a human being like the rest of us. He has his troubles at home like myself, and he has things he needs to do outside of Zelda Dungeon. These things would include participating in the Olympics (pole vault), winning the Tour de France three times, playing basketball for the Lakers and even spending his spare time with malnourished children in Africa. There is no doubt in my mind that Austin is not only a great person on the forums, but a great person in the real world.
No you may remember me comparing him to Chuck Norris. He is greater than Chuck Norris, as Sir Austin actually had the courage and the skill to take on Bruce Lee one-on-one and beat the living tar out of him. Now for any who still don’t believe Austin is the absolute greatest, I will have a talk with you after school."
Erebea seemed as if he was almost reduced to tears by the beauty of MC's speech.