Axle Facts

[nonoitall]

When the Master Sword takes Axle to an age old enough to save Hyrule, it takes him back in time.
When Axle arrived to see Kakariko Village burning, Bongo Bongo didn't make it to the Shadow Temple.
Axle can lift the giant black pillars without any gauntlets -- as a child.
When Axle locks eyes with a redead, the redead gets paralyzed.
Axle uses the iron boots to run at normal speed.

 

[Vanessa28]

Tsk tsk, Chuck Norris soon will be replaced by Axle
When Axle walks into Armoghoma's Lair the larves immidiatly grab bow and arrows and start to attack Armoghoma

 

[WW IsDa Bombchu]

When Axle went into the Savage Labyrinth, the Piece of Heart was thrown at him by a scared Mighty Darknut.

 

[Niko Bellic 817]

When Axle beats a Zelda game it displays: "I failed."

 

[Ninten*]

Axle can hit the arrow target by Talo in Twilight Princess with out the Hawkeye, on his first try, with his eye's closed.

The Master Sword isn't worthy to be wielded by Axle.

 

[TwilightDeku]

Axle can swim in lava while wearing the Zora tunic!

 

[Norm]

Axle doesn't attack enemies. Enemies just want to be on Axle's sword.
The reason the Village of Outcasts is in ruins is because Axle once visited it.
If Axle were to choose a worthy enemy to battle, he would choose Axle.
Axel doesn't solve puzzles, he just stares at them untill they solve themselves.
When Axle visits Mexico, the Dos Equis guy says, "I'm sorry... I'm sorry that I lied."
Axel doesn't need to cut grass, he just stares at it untill it gets so scared that it craps Rupees.

 

[Wolf Sage]

You didn't hear this from me, but Axle is indeed a human, not a beast...

 

[banders]

Whats going on here

 

[Norm]

Axel played a Zelda game before Miyamoto did.

 

[Norm]

Axel can do a two-heart-run in ALttP.

 

[Wolf Sage]

Axle disagreed with both you and himself.

This.

 

[Norm]

Axel has GPS directions to Hyrule.

Axle can hit the arrow target by Talo in Twilight Princess with out the Hawkeye, on his first try, with his eye's closed.

Axel can do it? Heck, I could do it, and did do it, on my first playthrough of TP.

 

[JJGenesis]

I am error is only an error because Axle made him that way.

 

[Wolf Sage]

This is between you and me, but Axle has two hands - a left one and a right one...