Ask Ganon a Question

[Fraxinus]

Well, then he'd never make it to the boss chamber, and what are the chances of me reforming the Triforce, then?

Gani, can I use your cape as a blanket~? [noparse]<333[/noparse]

 

[Dio]

Oh, go on.

Ganon, did you prefer having Vaati or Zant as your servant?

 

[RegalBryant]

Zant. although his helmet was weird, It's better than talking to some goth who turns into a giant eyeball.

Ganon, why are you so slow in BRawl when you were pretty fast in MElee?

 

[Dio]

My nose was shorter so I was less aerodynamic

Ganon what kind of cheese do you like best?

 

[Storm]

I prefer Muenster Cheese. That cheese is the best

Ganon, can you tell us another joke?

 

[~Mizuki~]

lolwut

Ganon, would you mind doing my homework

 

[Byrne]

I dont mind warlock punching your teacher

Ganon, my friend said you are a stupid, ugly, mad pig! how do you respond?

 

[Storm]

i say 0/4 is terrible. I am actually the head of my class, I won Ms.Gerudo Desert one year (my Hair was long in the 80's), I am actually a cool-headed person, and MY Spirit animal Is not a Pig, it's a Boar or Warthog.

Ganon, Did your Moms have much money growing up?

 

[Big Octo]

Yes. Gerudo Witches have a high salary.

Ganno, how many zelder games does own?

 

[Byrne]

................WHAT?

Ganon, what is your motto???

 

[Storm]

"Why Wear Pants? I deserve to eat my French Toast pantless"
Ganon, Did you have any other dreams of how you wanted your life to be, like when you were a kid, playing with the Gerudo Girls, them all swooning all over you.

 

[Big Octo]

I wanted to be a dentist.

Ganon, put some clothes on.

 

[Storm]

Ghirahim is naked, so Shall I. You Got to love my muscles. I am ripped (i am not talking about OoT Ganon)

Ganon, how did you get fat if THERE WAS NO FOOD

 

[Byrne]

Apparently, The light sage had a freezer in there.............


Ganon, why dont you wear pants?

 

[Storm]

I don't have to. I can wear a smock and samoan surong If i want to.

Ganon, Carmeldansen please