Ask Fi a Question!

[TatlTails]

You did not say the statement properly.

Fi, are you unnerved by your lack of eyeballs?

 

[linkypete]

Master, I cannot see you...

Fi, is Siri your friend?

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

I am incapable of forming friendships, as is the robotic companion Siri. However, if our intelligences were high enough the such bonds could be formed, analysis indicates that the commonalities between me and Siri could create a slight friendly attraction.

Fi?

 

[Clank]

You called for me Master.


Will you marry me?

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

Master, marriage implies a deep and profound physical attraction between two living organisms. I am incapable of such attraction.

Fi, why u so heartless as to turn down Clank?!

 

[linkypete]

Because scrapper is the better robot.

Fi, do you like bacon?