Ask Fi a Question!

[Yoda's LSD Dealer]

I am only your guide, master. Not a sex toy.

What's better, chocolate or vanilla?

 

[Zelda_Ali_Baba]

There is a 99.9999% chance that chocolate is better than vanilla.

Fi, what exactly ARE you?

 

[Triforce Ballad]

A sword spirit. :-D
Fi, what's your favorite pie?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Fi: Please be legible.

Fi, what if did see Ganon?

 

[Justac00lguy]

Fi....

Why are you such a *****?

 

[TatlTails]

I am sorry, I cannot understand your question.

Fi, why do you feel the need to tell Link things someone else just told him?

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

Fi: Grammaratical accuraccy is crucial to Link's understanding of his quest. Frequently my analysis of a statement reads that a person's speech is not accurate,and I automatically alter the phrasing to better adhere to Master Link's understanding. . .

We get it Fi.

Fi, why, oh why, did he sa-ay goodbye?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Fi: Cuz donuts.

Fi?

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

You called for me, Master?

Fi, if the thens are if others, then therefore the if therefore them thens?

 

[linkypete]

I have an IQ of 100,000,000,000,000,000 and I do not understand this question.

Fi, why are you so annoying?

 

[misskitten]

I do not understand this question, please ask something else.

Fi, what do you prefer; Harry Potter or Doctor Who?

 

[Triforce Ballad]

What is this "Harry Potter' or 'Doctor Who'?
Fi, DO YOU WATCH ANIME?!

 

[linkypete]

I am anime.

Fi, why are you blue and purple?

 

[DekuPrincess]

I was created by the goddess to guide and protect the Hero.

Fi, who taught you how to dance?

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

I do not understand what you mean by dance. A dance is a series of motions designed to represent or release emotion. While I was enchanted on creation by Hylia with the ability to move in fluid, graceful ways, this is simply a part of a ritual and not a true dance.

((Hylia did))

Fi, fo fum?