Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Night Owl]

By riding thermals and using my wings.

Why don't you have wings?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Because I'm still a Zora and Hyrule hasn't flooded yet.

What part of Belgium do waffles come from?

 

[videogamenerd10]

Waffles don't come from Belgium.

Dude, where's my car?

 

[TatlTails]

I took it on a road trip to Mexico.

Do I know you?

 

[videogamenerd10]

I sure hope not.

Can you get me out of here?

 

[Linkasourous]

You have two arms and two legs. Do it yourself

Don't you hate it when you walk outside and a llama named Car stabs you 37 times?

 

[TatlTails]

Caaaaaarl!

How are you doing that?!

 

[Igos du Ikana]

Hmmm, I amn't doing nothing

Why ask such a silly question?

 

[TatlTails]

Because Minty wanted me to ask that.

Did you do something with your hair?

 

[Igos du Ikana]

Errr no. There's really nothing to do with it other then brush it or put it under my hat, and I'm far too lazy for that nonsense.

Why does snow make me cold?

 

[TatlTails]

Because you have not become one with Mother Russia yet.

How do you divide by zero?

 

[Igos du Ikana]

By pressing the divide button.

How does one walk and chew gum at the same time.

 

[TatlTails]

By moving your legs and jaw simultaneously.

Who's the awesomest person alive?

 

[~Mizuki~]

a drunk man

Why so serious

 

[Igos du Ikana]

Hmmm, naturally I'd say me, but Maynard is a close second.

Why do we have noses?