Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Naga]

he has a divine link to the goddesses

can i pleeease get untired without sleeping?

 

[CynicalSquid]

no, why? because hippos

why are anime girls so cute?

 

[Night Owl]

Because they are the opposite of normal humans

Why is Dan great?

 

[CynicalSquid]

because he is sexy

why am i gender-bending?

 

[Night Owl]

Because there are no rules against it.

What if pigs flew?

 

[CynicalSquid]

toasters would commit suicide

what if gender-bending was against the rules?

 

[Linknerd09]

Then there wouldn't be a gender-bending choice!

What would happen if Ganondorf was not evil?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Then Link would be the Antihero of Time and he would create chaos in Hyrule!

Why does my water taste really good?

 

[Night Owl]

Because someone dumped a load of sugar in the treatment plant or something.

Can I have a straight answer?

 

[SpiritGerudo]

All will be revealed in time, if you have the patience and wisdom to find it.

If I were an omelet, would you throw me at the neighborhood hooligans??

 

[Norm]

Yes.

If I were not awesome, what would happen?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Then the all the people (and cats) who thought you WERE awesome, would perish. :c

Why is the next person (below me) posting right now?

 

[Night Owl]

Because He has a question.

May I ask a question?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Yes, you just did.

Why is the sky green?

 

[Night Owl]

Because hippos belched....

Why doesn't everyone take care of their teeth?