Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Blendercat]

Because you can be annoying.

Why is Spiral Knights so addicting?

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Because they are retarted.

Uh where is my pig?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

*Looks at plate of bacon* Oh no...

Why do adults hate anime?

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

(poor piggy RIP lil guy XD)
Um because they think jursy shore is better

Why is my pig bacon....?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I'm sorry babygoku I didn't know they were your pigs and I was hungry and I had a craving for bacon and I'm sorry! Please don't kill me!

What color are your socks?

 

[Myriadviper42]

Mississippi.
Could you do me a favor and type everything you want to say backwards?

 

[Celeboy]

?taht od ot em tnaw uoy od yhw

What is the quadratic root of he fiftyeth number in the twelfth quantum relativity of pi?

 

[Fraxinus]

That's an easy one! It's... obviously an equation that would only exist to be solved by nyancat.

Why don't you ask nyan cat?

 

[Firice da Vinci]

I don't believe in nyan cat.

Did I just commit suicide by saying that?

 

[~Mizuki~]

Yes
Why do me and babygoku have the same Avy

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because babygoku secretly wants to be like you.

Where's the bathroom?

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

In that small shed to the left then the right.

Why is no one ever on these days?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because Zelda Dungeon's level of unconcentrated awesomeness is too much for some people.

When math was invented why did they make it impossible to divide by zero?

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Because they felt like it.

Why is my pig in a frying pan O.O?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Babygoku, I have good news and bad news. The good news is those were not your pigs I was eating. You're pigs, however, died in the war in Afganistan. If I were you, I would be proud of your brave little piggies that died for our freedom.

Where do shoe laces come from?