Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Linknmike]

Because the other one is closed.

Why do people have hair on their arms and not on their teeth?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Because hair invaded the mouth and fought teeth. Teeth won the battle, so hair had to retreat. They retreated to the arms for some unknown reason.

When does 0 = 1?

 

[KillerHana]

When the calculator breaks.

Why can't I hold all these limes?

 

[Master Sword13]

Because you lost your basket.

Why does Mido like Saria?

 

[Linkanon]

cuz she's ugly

why does link talk?

 

[MrLuigi]

He learned sign-language.

Why does Zelda have a shallow gene pool?

 

[Hawk the Warior]

Somebody drank it.

What's a gene pool?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

A pool where Gene swims.

Where does soil come from?

 

[Linkanon]

from ganondorf. dadada!

why does ganondorf (dadada!) have a big, fat, round... goron belly!

 

[Linkanon]

why wont anyone answer?!?!?!?!

 

[Magatha]

I have no clue...

Why do balloons make a loud noise when they pop?

 

[Hooch Is Crazy]

Because balloons generally don't like some punk stabbing them.

Why am I hungry?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Because you want to lose weight.

What's a secret to everybody?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

"It" is a secret to everybody!

Why would the kids in my bus kill each other over a bag of cheeze its?

 

[Link8150]

Because they saw a deer

What's in the tree?