Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

IT'S A TERRORIST ATTACK! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Where the heck is that gold up your nose? I've been digging for it for years but never found any!

 

[linksbro321]

uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

boy or girl? Yes or no?

 

[Swordbomb]

boy yes yes yes yes

if you had awesome sauce combined with super epic hot sauce would you put the stuff on your chips and eat it?

 

[linksbro321]

of course why not!

Cool or cool

 

[Zelda's_Child]

Kool. Because once upon a time i heard that cool stands for constipated overweighted old lady. And no one here is that bad!!! >.<

If I put a rocket launcher in your bed... and you lit a candle... where would you put the candle?

 

[Swordbomb]

i would put the candle on my computer desk on the other side of my room

you like ZC and dont know what to say to her what would you do?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Become the dictator of the world.

What did the pear say to the shark when they were about to get their kidneys replaced in Dr. Mario's hospital?

 

[Swordbomb]

he said i dont have kidneys im a fruit!

what would happen if you kill yourself and just before you truly die you turn into a baby?

 

[Ghosi]

I have no clue... really...

Why am I hearing an ice cream truck outside only 2 days from December????

 

[Swordbomb]

because he wants to freeze you!!!

why am i able to talk while i am a baby?

 

[Master Sword13]

Because you're actually a super powered baby that can talk to anything or anyone, as well as ham. MAN! I'M JEALOUS!

Why does the whale mascot love me?

 

[Swordbomb]

because that whale mascot is a pretty girl who thinks your cute

why am i saying why three times.why?

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Because if you didn't, Chuck Norris would hack Zelda Dungeon, roundhouse kick the server, and ultimately destroy the ties of the universe which is this forum.

How come there isn't a place on the site for "Most Epic Posts Today"?

 

[Celeboy]

'Cause theres too many!
is oranges are called oranges because they are orange, why are bananas not called yellows?

 

[Master Sword13]

Because they're not, banana is a color, which is the color that bananas are.
Why does everyone have a random place on their Location?