Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[The Shadow]

no that is wrong, the bridge is over the troll, the troll was there first

What ever happened to Link's Fairy Ocarina?

 

[Ninten*]

It went missing. duh.

Why are there so many idiots at my school?

 

[Beeker]

It isn't just your school. The world's full of them.

Why am I still awake?

 

[Thunder-ocarina]

BECAUSE Volvigiga destroyed the Temple of Time!
Why is there a monster under my bed?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because it's too afraid of you to leave.

Why do my fingers need a hair cut so often?

 

[Ghost of Zelda4]

Because Justin Bieber eats their hair, and let's face it. Justin Bieber never grows...

Why does the Mona Lisa frown?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Because she got tired of smiling all the time.

Why does my throat feel sore?

 

[The Shadow]

Because it was cut by Link when you stopped tried to stop him in Snow Head Mountain

Why does a cat, cat?

 

[Thunder-ocarina]

Because that's what cats are meant to do!

Why are there no apples on the apple tree?

 

[Ghosi]

Because it is filled with ipods.

Why is it so cold today?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because it's summer.

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

 

[Thunder-ocarina]

To not to be! Wait, what was the question?

Why do birds sing?

 

[~Mizuki~]

Uhhh to SAVE THE WORLD

Why is it that I am about to die

 

[Thunder-ocarina]

Did you check for Killer robots?

Why is Link running out of batteries again?

 

[The Shadow]

Because the killer robots from earlier stole them all

What is under Link's hat?