Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Mr.Verto]

It is 678.459274927592720174-2701471 of awesome

If i was 1 meter long and ate a banana 2 meters long where does the banana go?

 

[J Oh]

Well you ate it so its just like eating anything else.


Have you seen a UFO?

 

[Mr.Verto]

YOU mean Undentified Fried Oocoo, well yeah it was horrible

I sent to my friend a text saying SOS (Sweet,Okay Seeya) and suddenly a lot of police surronded my house.Why???????

 

[Danlo]

Because they want to party

Which road i go to Mars?

 

[J Oh]

Volta Drive.


Toire wa doko desuka?

 

[Veely]

Sayy What?

How can some1 be in my hair?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

If they were reincarnated as your comb or shampoo.

Why won't the dog next door shut up?

 

[Mr.Verto]

Cause he vant shut down DUH

WHen do mars an earth say Wassup?

 

[EternalNocturne]

When the Pikachu explodes into a tub of hot ice.

When it's raining in China, it's raining everywhere--right?

 

[Mr.Verto]

Yes but not in London..its a mystery whoooo

My feet is bleading what should i do?

 

[EternalNocturne]

Donate to the blood bank, duh!

What is the supreme rule of the universe?

 

[Veely]

The Music Groups 'The Supremes' Coming back for a concert tour named Rule the Universe!

What is with a shooting star? Why must you wish on one?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because not making a wish is illegal in some states and countries, but no one knows which.

Why r thare skool

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Because people get a kick out of making you complain.

What does the M in Metroid: Other M mean?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

No it's bread that's been sitting in a toaster for a few minutes.

Is it possible to die of laughing too much?