Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[TNinja]

No, because pawn shop owners are prejudice against the game of chess.

Why do cows moo?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Because the sun is selfish and arrogant.

If space is a vacuum, why doesn't it clean things?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because a wizzrobe turned its brain into applesauce. :O

How do you bake an apple pie?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

1. Wrap an apple in a towel.
2. Wait 100 years.
3. Enjoy!

Why can't you call someone using a microphone?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Then why would we need phones?

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? [/FONT]

 

[kokirion]

They do, but only in Japan

What does a dog needs to do to graduate from high school?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

The ability to cheat on tests and not get caught.

Are blue potions dolphin safe?

 

[Beeker]

We haven't tested it yet. Wait another 20 years or so, ok?

Where can I find a pretty gold triangle that can give me powers?

 

[kokirion]

In your tv. Allthough I don't think your mother will be happy if you try to get it...

How can I burn fire?

 

[bigflyingpotato]

More Fire!
How can I defeat the guy who throws Tetris pieces?

 

[Kirino]

Shoot him repeatedly.

How can dora make foxes stop stealing just by asking them to?

 

[kokirion]

Trow them back, and if that doesn't work.. you can always unplug the batterys.

Falco is a bird so why he can't fly?

 

[Kirino]

It's a secret to everyone.

Why is yarn so epic?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because it just is, don't question it.

If you start running while you're sleepwalking are you still sleepwalking?

 

[kokirion]

I guess so...

Can you read this?
Place this in your next post if you've read this (loz)