Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[~Mizuki~]

Uhh fish

WHY DOSE IT HAPPENS TO ME

 

[J Oh]

What? What?

Why can't dogs look up?

 

[Rytex]

You never wondered that because YOU DON'T THINK!!!
("Well excuse me Princess." YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!!!)

Everything I say is a lie. Is that the truth?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

No one is incapable of telling the truth unless you divide by zero which would eradicate all life within the universe and beyond.

Banana?

 

[Veely]

Hammock anything else?

Why can't I be a barber?

 

[TheWakerofWinds]

Because your mom isn't a dragon.

Why can't I be warm?

 

[EternalNocturne]

Because the King of Red Lions has no vending machine.

Why do pineapples like to be thrown into lakes?

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

IDK. What IS your question?!

Why are math teachers so mean?

 

[Danlo]

It's Intelligent

Do I have to go to the bathroom?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Yes, because my dad just installed a singing toilet and it's sooo annoying!

How many years of jail do you get if you try to pick the president's nose?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Yes.

What treatment would you need if you were addicted to therapy?

 

[kokirion]

maybe more therapie, more intensive?

Do you wear pink shoes?

 

[Hachi]

Only if I'm wearing Lime green socks!

Do you call all soda brands "Coke"?

 

[Kid Buu]

No, I say yellow.

Do you like french fries on a stick?

 

[J Oh]

Only if I'm dipping them in ketchup and wearing white gloves.

Why do witches burn?