Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Beeker]

YES!

Do you like my jar of dirt?(begins singing like Jack Sparrow)

 

[Phlegm]

ARGH!! Of course I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!

Cheese + wild cow + a blob of phlegm + a taco + an air condition = ???

 

[Beeker]

A Beeker

What will happen when pigs fly?

 

[Eduarda]

Everyone will have to have umbrellas when ever they go out for protection of something else instead of rain.

Why are oranges orange?

 

[Dr3W21]

Because they wanted to be blue, but blueberries already took that.


Why are jalapenos spicy?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because they wanted to be sour but lemons already had that.

Why am I asking you all of these questions?

 

[Dr3W21]

Because you like tomatoes.


Why does Cel-Shaded Deku's username make me wonder what a Wind-Waker-Style Deku Nut would look like?

 

[Myriadviper42]

Cause my dog said woof.
Why would I say something to destroy the 50 Character limit, like zsoahgoarugjS(Thjareijharojiarija[ri.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I would ask for extra mustard if I were you.

Why can octorocks run around naked without any censorship?

 

[Eduarda]

No Idea...

Why are oranges orange?

 

[Beeker]

Because they wanted their name to not rhyme with any other word.

What's that?

 

[Eduarda]

What's what?

Why are blueberries (the cell phone thing) named after blueberries (the food)?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because the phones have the same nutritional value as a serving of blueberries.

Why are you reading this?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Because I'm insane.

Why is Link's main tunic green?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because his main tunic is a plant.

What is the square root of 144?