Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Tony]

Because Tetra has nothing better to do.
Why are octroks land animals and water animals?

 

[Ember Incubus]

Because thet belong in a cage?....

Why is the world part matter, part existing?....

 

[Tony]

Because Volvagia said so
Why is the water temple hated

 

[Ember Incubus]

Becuse it is a mother ****** sh** of an excuse of a temple that is made by ****** bi*****. JK XD!!!!!

Why did I use so much sensorship in my last sentance?

 

[Tony]

Because the Forsaken Fortess wanted you to eat waffles
Why did my answer not make any sense

 

[Ember Incubus]

Because this answer does not make-UMBRELLAS!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did I pretend i had terrets in my answer?

 

[bigflyingpotato]

Because you are secretly obsessed with terrets
Why did I eat pizza for lunch again?

 

[insanity76]

Because it has all 4 food groups, therefore is a healthy meal.

Why does a pair of sunglasses cost more than a color TV?

 

[Beeker]

Because sunglasses make you look cooler.

Why me?

 

[bigflyingpotato]

Because you
Why did it rain earlier but not now?

 

[insanity76]

Because Link stopped playing the Song of Storms.

Why did the spark plugs and/or wires in my car have to start going bad when I was literally on my way to sign the lease for my new apartment?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because they LOVE to make you angry.

How come whenever I take a bite of my sandwich it gets smaller? Pretty soon it will be gone

 

[SheikahWarrior]

because the sandwitch hates you and is self harming just before you bite it and it will die if you bite it too much

why does Cel-shaded Deku have such an epic avatar?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Thanks, I thought it was funny.

That wasn't a stupid answer so I'll ask another stupid question.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and Z now I know my ABC's next time wont you sing with meeeeeee?

 

[SheikahWarrior]

No. You have a terrible voice

Is mayonaise an instrument?