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Cashier: Here you go. Boy, he's ****ing fat.

Cashier: We will serve you!

Cashier: Yeah, we can hook you up with that. *Three burgers are handed to the customer* Take 'em!

Well, we all have stuff that we gotta do. Maybe on the weekend or some other time.

ShyHo: Well, I guess Clarence duped us! He's not coming at all! Lenna: He was a strange-looking man after all and I did have a bad feeling about him.

*Meanwhile* Lenna: I'm back. *ShyHo paused Donkey Kong Country 2 to go greet Lenna* ShyHo: Hi, how was it? Lenna: Relaxing, very relaxing. ShyHo: Say, what's the most difficult thing we have faced together? Lenna: You getting on house-arrest, it was awful that you were arrested, I probably...

*Suddenly, a hot-dog cart drives up to Nate* Hot-dog salesman: Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here! Various condiments await your hot dog! *Meanwhile* ShyHo: I've done all the laundry, cleaned the dishes, and made the bed. Lenna: You... did all that? ShyHo: Yes, I did. I figured that I could do all...

Man: That's not nice! But, I'll leave you to it. *The man eats the onigiri*

*Someone walks up to Nate* Man: Those burgers look pretty tasty, mind if you share one with me?

I get it now. Pot brownies. Marijuana's legal in Canada, that's where I live.

Lenna: I'll get the brownie mix and chocolate chips. ShyHo: You make brownies with chocolate chips? I've never tried them! Lenna: They're awesome! ShyHo: Ever tried chocolate covered ants? Lenna: .....What? ShyHo: Ants, dipped in chocolate, perfectly edible and packed with protein. Lenna: GROSS...

I'm gonna go ahead and reverse that, you're wiretapping into my conversations.

ShyHo: Well, we could make brownies. Lenna: Sure. ShyHo: We're doing something you like, together. Lenna: Every Final Fantasy has not been a sole collaboration. Just like a company. ShyHo: And just like this marriage, it takes two, you and me to make it go right!

Sucks, see you in a few days. *ShyHo was at home, chilling.* ShyHo: What are we gonna do today? Lenna: I dunno, maybe golfing? ShyHo: Huh, I haven't played golf in a while, I still have my osmium golf clubs, very heavy, but the thwack they give is stronger than any material that golf clubs can...

ShyHo: Until then, we shall tend to our own lives! Goodbye! Lenna: Do you really think he’s truly a good guy? He seems suspicious. ShyHo: Nah, he’s clean, he’s in no way trying to take over this dimension. Lenna: Hey, did you know there was an animated sequel to FFV that predates Advent...

Really? But I don't want it to be!

ShyHo: Fine, there's an abandoned military base just south of the border of the state of Karnak. We shall meet there in three day's time.

Lenna: Are you sure that you and your gang won't try to usurp the throne?

ShyHo: It's gotta be legal. Guerilla vigilantes might install a military dictatorship and there's nothing a constitutional monarch can do about it.

ShyHo: It is urgent, there's an election for chancellor in a few weeks and they don't know how to inaugurate the president or chancellor! It'll all go down into chaos if it isn't urgent.

ShyHo: Well, the throne is a role that simply isn't used. I'm gonna need you to get the military to mutiny at the president, and constitutional authority says that only the monarch can cease fire. Lenna will have no choice but to step in and restore her lineage to the throne.

Lenna: Oh, hello, you must be Clarence. I'm Lenna Charlotte Tycoon, ShyHo's wife and former queen of Tycoon. ShyHo: Oh, hey! So, what are we gonna do?

The reason I'm saying yes to not letting him in is because you're attempting to railroad the plot into your favor. Anyways, I'll just go ahead and reverse that because you're trying to railroad the plot.

*The guards had the intelligence to say yes* Guard: Yes, we will not let you in. ShyHo: What the hell is going on? I'm expecting someone here.

Guard: He's just a minor, let him go.

*One of the guards already had depression, he tackles Nate and handcuffs him for trespassing and psychological assault.

*Guards at the location proceed to confront Nate* Guard: ID please. We need to check if you're over twenty-one and are a registered gun licensee.

ShyHo: Woah, I don't think you're allowed to be in here, kid. This looks like dangerous stuff!

*ShyHo and Lenna arrive in New Donk City and head to Spencer's Secret* Lenna: Are you sure this is the right place? ShyHo: Yup, a store that looks like Phil's Army Surplus from GTA. Lenna: This doesn't look legal.... or for the greater good anyway.

Guard: How was that business dealing, Clarence, sir?

He can be Henry Stickmin *ShyHo wakes up* ShyHo: That was pretty good. Do you wanna do another round? Lenna: I'm not feeling it. ShyHo: Anyways, I gotta go meet this guy I met over the phone. We're meeting up at Spencer's Secret. Lenna: What's Spencer's Secret? Is that even a thing? ShyHo: It's...

ShyHo: One day. It is very quick for us to get across dimensions. My wife is expecting me to make love to her right now. Lenna: Are you ready, ShyHo? ShyHo: I'll call you back tomorrow. Sure thing Lenna! Lenna: You love my knight's pauldrons, don't you? ShyHo: I do. *It was followed by intense...

ShyHo: I have a special device that allows me to communicate with anybody in any dimension or reality.

ShyHo: It is not in your reality, at all. It is in my universe. When shall we meet? At this "Spencer's Secret" place you speak of?

ShyHo: Oooooh! I like that! Is there an online store that delivers cross-dimensionally?

ShyHo: No. What's that?

ShyHo: Hey, I was once a general for a super-evil guy, but I only did it for the cash. Unfortunately, my wife is lawful good, and so am I. But, I guess we can help you out.

ShyHo: There's a weakness to exploit among the government. If we can somehow kill both the president and chancellor, then Lenna will have to step in as queen and inaugurate new ones. You're a CEO who wants to take over everything, and I'll make you Queen's Defense Secretary if you do it.

ShyHo: Oh, there is one thing you can do for me. You can help me get my wife back on the throne to the Tycoon Republic and I'll pay you tons in cash and military aid.

ShyHo: The boos there paid off their debt to me and I don't own the place anymore.

ShyHo: Eh, I don't really care about 'em. I was convicted of terrorism by the UN once, but they couldn't charge me due to diplomatic immunity. So, I'm a criminal myself.

ShyHo: In the military. I was unfortunately captured by the North Vietnam military and spent time as a POW.

ShyHo: I'm a Shy Guy! I was a general in Bowser's army and I served time in the Vietnam War.

*Henry drives Clarence back to HQ* *A feminine voice answers the phone* ShyHo: Hello, this is ShyHo Maskuin speaking. Who is this?

Henry: *Calls Clarence* Everything going on all right down there?

Cashier: Here’s 27. *Gives him 27 burgers*

Cashier: We don’t have that stuff!

<Oh.> Cashier: What the hell? This is a Burger Shop! Yes, that’s the name of the franchise here.

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