Granted, but this ordinary fish merely blinks into existence in front of you for a mere two seconds before disappearing, leaving you feeling as though you've wasted your wish.
I wish for a magic carpet.
Granted, Mojo Jojo visits the thread and attempts to destroy it. Though he is defeated by The Powerpuff Girls, both you and the thread get destroyed during the battle anyway.
I wish I had a real pet pokemon.
Granted, but he's a crazed psychopath and eventually he kills you. He also gets away with it since he pinned it on the butler.
I wish for a variety of metalic flavored ice creams that won't actually be made of metal or have any poisoning effects.
Granted, but now you're stuck in an infinite loop, saying, "I wish" over and over, never being able to say anything else.
I wish that I could jump as high as I wanted every time I jumped.
Granted, but then you lose all the wonderful perks that come with being insane, including free pretzels on Tuesdays from the street vendor who used to take pity on you.
I wish for a huge mansion designed exactly to my specifications.
Granted, but they've been overly 'adapted' to an American audience, and though they aren't bad games, they aren't even recognizable as Mother/Earthbound games anymore.
I wish for an infinite Doritos bag.
Granted, we now use the Roman numeral system with slightly modified characters for I, (I is now 1) and this system causes you great frustration because you remember the previous system being much easier to work with and far less cumbersome.
I wish I had a magic alarm clock which would always...
Granted, you receive a sock with the word "something" written on a tag attached to it. One, single, solitary sock without a matching partner ever having existed. This conundrum drives you mad.
I wish I could magically fly.
Granted, but now there are no periods at the end of any sentence which makes everything people write one giant run-on sentence which is difficult to read and hurts people’s eyes and causes people to stop writing great masterworks because no one can understand what they're saying and they use...
Granted, but that means it's also a talking towel, and it's even more depressing than Marvin the Paranoid Android, which causes all who come within earshot to commit suicide.
I wish I lived in a giant, fully functioning house made of legos.
Granted, it affects the universe instead of you, destroying it.
I wish I had magic stain remover, which could remove any stain without ruining the clothes.
Granted, but the starfish comes to you through an inter-dimensional wormhole which brings all kinds of nasty things with it along with the starfish.
I wish for my own private theme park.
Granted, but shortly after you get them a new government takes over and declares that manga series to dangerous for the public to read. They then proceed to burn every copy, including all yours.
I wish I could walk through walls.
Granted, but the only reason everything tastes candy is because it IS candy. Everything. Including you.
I wish that floating orbs of light would replace light bulbs.
Granted, but this ruins the fabric of the space-time continuum, thus causing the universe to suddenly shift into another reality, where you don't exist.
I wish I had a newer computer.
Granted, while walking by a tennis court one hits you in the head and gives you a concussion.
I wish that I had an alarm clock which would actually wake me up when I want it to.
Granted, you now have so much spaghetti that you become lost in a labyrinth made of it, and after several days, the spaghetti becomes inedible due to mold, etc.
I wish I had some blueberry cheesecake.
Granted, but you become so addicted to controlling time that in actuality, time controls you.
I wish I could visit the stars. (In the sky, not celebrities...)
Granted, the only reason pressing this button would make you less board though, is because it is located at the top of a volcano and getting there would certainly make you less board.
I wish I could visit Mars.
Granted, the name of said device is so complicated and difficult to pronounce that you can't focus on playing with the one you just got.
I wish I could still play my old copy of Harvest Moon: More Friends of Mineral Town for the GBA.