It's funny. When my theorizing views changed I began to think that ATers thought about things a little too literally... but god this place thinks so literally about everything... it's like how linearists were back in '05, but like 30 times worse (because the linearists weren't so ignorant, and they were all quite good theorists. Just with ways of theorizing and views that I disagree with).
The difference between you and DarkLink is that you're, you know, a really good theorist, and DarkLink is like... well I'd say he's like your Terminian parallel. And Zemen... well Zemen's arguments make me laugh sometimes.
HAI GUYS, IF <insert ridiculous hypothetical situation here> HAPPENED THEN <insert situation that makes sense here> WOULD MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. THEREFORE <insert the situation that makes sense here> IS WRONG!!1!!!!!!11!one!!!!eleven!!!