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I thought Repeauts was a perfect ship!
Jamie and Beauts are good for generation 1 shipping, which excels at sexual passion. Mine and Rep's love for one another is a universal love, a power of which could literally wipe out an entire solar system in a day.
For example just the other day me and Rep were at a fish and chip shop, how did we get there? Well we cycled of course in the glorious sun and just talked the whole way, it was beautiful. Sadly however some chavs had taken the air caps from Rep's tires and depleted it completed of air. Coming out of the fish and chip after a game of playing fly the aero chip into Reps mouth of course, and seeing the deflated tires I made a pun "golly Rep they really took the wind out of your tires"; This statement caused a tier 13 argument between us, but whilst arguing there's still a passion between us that only makes us stronger and healthier, this is what the majority of relationships don't have. In the end I used my bare mouth and sucked some air from my tires and blew it into Rep's tires and we ended up biking back home in the sunset holding hands.