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Dark Boo's Roleplay: Reinvented

Dark Boo

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Clarence: It's a secret shop under the New Donk City Coconut Mall. They deal in all sorts of crazy contraband weapons and good **** like that. Entrances in Spencer's Gifts and Victoria's Secret, hence the name.
ShyHo: Oooooh! I like that! Is there an online store that delivers cross-dimensionally?
 

Dark Boo

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Clarence: No idea. Hell you mean cross-dimensionally though? Is this tycoon throne not in my reality?
ShyHo: It is not in your reality, at all. It is in my universe. When shall we meet? At this "Spencer's Secret" place you speak of?
 

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ShyHo: It is not in your reality, at all. It is in my universe. When shall we meet? At this "Spencer's Secret" place you speak of?
Clarence: Now hold the hell up! You're trying to con me into something here? And how the hell are we having this phone call if we're in separate realities?
 

Dark Boo

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Clarence: Now hold the hell up! You're trying to con me into something here? And how the hell are we having this phone call if we're in separate realities?
ShyHo: I have a special device that allows me to communicate with anybody in any dimension or reality.
 

Dark Boo

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Clarence: I'm sorry, but this isn't sounding very appealing to me. Still, meet me at Spencer's Secret and we can negotiate. How long is it gonna take you to get here?
ShyHo: One day. It is very quick for us to get across dimensions. My wife is expecting me to make love to her right now.
Lenna: Are you ready, ShyHo?
ShyHo: I'll call you back tomorrow. Sure thing Lenna!
Lenna: You love my knight's pauldrons, don't you?
ShyHo: I do.
*It was followed by intense lovemaking, but, ShyHo accidentally forgot to hang up on Clarence, he was forgetful as all hell.*
 

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ShyHo: One day. It is very quick for us to get across dimensions. My wife is expecting me to make love to her right now.
Lenna: Are you ready, ShyHo?
ShyHo: I'll call you back tomorrow. Sure thing Lenna!
Lenna: You love my knight's pauldrons, don't you?
ShyHo: I do.
*It was followed by intense lovemaking, but, ShyHo accidentally forgot to hang up on Clarence, he was forgetful as all hell.*
Clarence: What a strange creature. Hopefully this works.

*He hangs up*

<I gtg for now. Any reason Henry can't be Henry Stikmin, just for the hell of it? >
 

Dark Boo

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Clarence: What a strange creature. Hopefully this works.

*He hangs up*

<I gtg for now. Any reason Henry can't be Henry Stikmin, just for the hell of it? >
He can be Henry Stickmin
*ShyHo wakes up*
ShyHo: That was pretty good. Do you wanna do another round?
Lenna: I'm not feeling it.
ShyHo: Anyways, I gotta go meet this guy I met over the phone. We're meeting up at Spencer's Secret.
Lenna: What's Spencer's Secret? Is that even a thing?
ShyHo: It's a combo of Victoria's Secret and Spencer's Gifts. They sell weapons and armor.
Lenna: What are you gonna use weapons for? Doesn't sound too safe.
ShyHo: We're gonna use them to help install you as monarch again.
Lenna: I never really had that much power anyways, but I guess I'd like to be monarch again. I'll come along to make sure you don't break anything.
ShyHo: Understood. I don't want the love of my life and my child getting seriously hurt in there.
Lenna: I know you don't wanna. But, because of the "incident", I've lost my trust in you.
*ShyHo and Lenna get dressed, eat breakfast, and step into a teleport pod and head toward Earth to meet Clarence*
 

Dark Boo

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*ShyHo and Lenna arrive in New Donk City and head to Spencer's Secret*
Lenna: Are you sure this is the right place?
ShyHo: Yup, a store that looks like Phil's Army Surplus from GTA.
Lenna: This doesn't look legal.... or for the greater good anyway.
 

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