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CSD has no student debt because at the time he had accumulated $999,999,999,999.99 in savings. It would have been exactly one trillion if he hadn't found a penny on the street and disregarded it as worthless trash. The payment barely made a dent into his savings and today CSD has accumulated hundreds of trillions of dollars of wealth. | CSD has no student debt because at the time he had accumulated $999,999,999,999.99 in savings. It would have been exactly one trillion if he hadn't found a penny on the street and disregarded it as worthless trash. The payment barely made a dent into his savings and today CSD has accumulated hundreds of trillions of dollars of wealth. | ||
The college degree hepled CSD | The college degree hepled CSD get a high-paying job selling jelly donuts in the Hello Kitty Galaxy. By high-paying I mean drugs, lots of them. Which reminds me... | ||
==Drug Addiction== | ==Drug Addiction== | ||