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==Early Childhood== | ==Early Childhood== | ||
When CSD was 7 he shook the hand of Shigeru Miyamoto | When CSD was 7 he shook the hand of Shigeru Miyamoto which caused them to exchange their Awesome genes. The next day, Miyamoto's new video game The Legend of Zelda became a huge success. The same day, CSD lost his virginity to an anime chick, Miyamoto's wife, and a bagel at the same time! | ||
At age 8 he discovered a cure for stupid but his stupid lab partner blew up Earth's second moon, where they were preforming the research and experiments. CSD survived on the sheer power of his awesomeness alone. CSD's stupid lab partner and all of CSD's work was destroyed in the explosion because not enough of his awesomeness rubbed off on them. The only other thing that survived the explosion was a copy of URA Zelda and now it resides in CSD's personal gaming room. | At age 8 he discovered a cure for stupid but his stupid lab partner blew up Earth's second moon, where they were preforming the research and experiments. CSD survived on the sheer power of his awesomeness alone. CSD's stupid lab partner and all of CSD's work was destroyed in the explosion because not enough of his awesomeness rubbed off on them. The only other thing that survived the explosion was a copy of URA Zelda and now it resides in CSD's personal gaming room. | ||
==College== | ==College== | ||