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At age 8 he discovered a cure for stupid but his stupid lab partner blew up Earth's second moon, where they were preforming the research and experiments. CSD survived on the sheer power of his awesomeness alone. CSD's stupid lab partner and all of CSD's work was destroyed in the explosion because not enough of his awesomeness rubbed off on them. The only other thing that survived the explosion was a copy of [[URA Zelda]] and now it resides in CSD's personal gaming room. | At age 8 he discovered a cure for stupid but his stupid lab partner blew up Earth's second moon, where they were preforming the research and experiments. CSD survived on the sheer power of his awesomeness alone. CSD's stupid lab partner and all of CSD's work was destroyed in the explosion because not enough of his awesomeness rubbed off on them. The only other thing that survived the explosion was a copy of [[URA Zelda]] and now it resides in CSD's personal gaming room. | ||
==College== | |||
CSD graduated college at age 4 with a 8-year masters degree in bee keeping. Just months before he graduated CSD had a son who experienced similar sex changes and is expected to live life as a girl until she turns 15, much like her father. [[Beeker]] is most likely the mother of his child but some say that [[zeldahuman]] may be the real mother. | |||
CSD has no student debt because at the time he had accumulated $999,999,999,999.99 in savings. It would have been exactly one trillion if he hadn't found a penny on the street and disregarded it as worthless trash. The payment barely made a dent into his savings and today CSD has accumulated hundreds of trillions of dollars of wealth. | |||
The college degree hepled CSD ge ta high-paying job selling jelly donuts in the Hello Kitty Galaxy. By high-paying I mean drugs, lots of them. Which reminds me... | |||
==Drug Addiction== | ==Drug Addiction== | ||
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CSD goes to [[Stoner Tower]], [[Termina]] every Saturday to get high with his stoner friends such as [[Sakon]], [[onidarklink2]], and the owl that smokes crack in his underwear. | CSD goes to [[Stoner Tower]], [[Termina]] every Saturday to get high with his stoner friends such as [[Sakon]], [[onidarklink2]], and the owl that smokes crack in his underwear. | ||
==Blueberry Pie== | |||
Blueberry pie | |||
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Everybody love the blueberry pie | |||
Everybody love the blueberry pie | |||
Everybody love the blueberry pie all right! | |||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||