Zelda Character Dating Profiles

[February Eve]

Arkvoodle's post here reminded me of a dating profile (I think intentionally), so for silliness' sake...make a dating profile for a Zelda character!

How it works: If someone has already made a profile for the character you were going to do, you CAN make one for him or her later...but to keep things interesting, let's not post one right after the other. For example, since I'm about to post one for Link, the next person should pick someone else.

*One Profile Per Post!* You can post again after the next person posts.

KEEP IT PG, PLEASE. Or I will use my angry eyes on you.

Pictures are optional. But people always joke about using the shirtless shots on dating sites, so...

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Explorer and freelance hero seeking adventurous - or very patient - female companion. Hobbies include horseback riding, archery, and spleunking. Strong treasure hunting skills. Ladies with healing skills a bonus, though those afraid of wolves should look elsewhere.

 

[badmuffins]

Tingle: age 35, male

Looking for someone who is a fairy or has some relationship with a fairy.

Likes to: Decode maps, (For a price of course!) Fly when he's tied to his balloon, Hang out with his brothers, collect Rupees, and wear Spandex.

Magic Words: Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-Limpah!

 

[J Oh]

Hello, My name is Zelda. I am currently looking for someone who enjoys rescuing damsels in distress because, well, I tend to find myself in trouble quite often. *giggle*
I am skilled with a bow and somewhat with a sword. I enjoy soothing rides on horseback on an Autumn afternoon and escaping the palace to practice my...erm.. hand to hand skill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Name: Malon Lon
Age: 20
Likes: Working on her farm, Lon Lon milk, horses, singing
Dislikes: People that mistreat animals
Personality: Kind-hearted and responsible
Looking for: A "knight in shining armor"

 

[J Oh]

Name: Ganondorf
Hobbies: Organ playing, evil plotting, ninja training, and armor shopping, fishing, walking slowly
Likes to: Be brought back from the dead, cause havoc until a blonde pretty boy with ridiculous green clothes defeats me, wear heavy armor
Likes: Women fitting of an evil king, and who are not afraid of a giant boar/pig, or of smoker-like evil laughter

BWAHAHA I woke up my family laughing at this.

 

[TNinja]

Name: Kaepora Gaebora
Likes: Flying around, following little boys, being very thorough and informational while speaking, making sure you've heard everything I've said.
Dislikes: People who don't follow his advice, cheese.

I'm seeking a woman who is willing listen to all my unnecessarily long texts, rather than skipping through everything I'm saying and then cursing tenaciously because your finger slipped and you have to go through everything again. Do you understand everything I have said?
(A)Yes
(No, please say everything again

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Name: George the Business Scrub
Age: 31
Likes: People willing to spend a lot of money, profit, blueberry pie
Dislikes: Broke people or anyone that refuses to but my products.
Personality: Greedy but cares for people that I know, quick to surrender/run away.
Looking for: Someone that knows a lot of suckers, I mean potential customers, someone that can withstand constant deku nuts to the face.

 

[SheikahWarrior]

Name: Vaati
Age: 216
Likes: The light force, turning people to stone, making wishes, the colour purple.
Dislikes: Being sealed in legendary swords, being short.
Personality: Selfish and serious. Happy imbiciles NOT WELCOME.
Looking for: A caring, understanding woman who can help me in my search for the light force. Must not mind short guys or the colour purple.

 

[ComposerBrother]

Name: Barnes
Age: "It's just a number gals!"
Likes: "Purdy wimmen", bombs, horses
Dislikes: Shadow Beasts, Fire in the shop
Personality: Upbeat and timid!
Looking for: A strong woman who is not as afraid of shadow beasts as he is.

 

[SheikahWarrior]

Name: Anju
Age: 23
Likes: Kafei
Dislikes: When Kafei doesn't turn up for their wedding
Personality: Worried (about Kafei)
Looking for: Kafei

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Name: Dark Link
Age: 20
Likes: Battling my rival (Link), dark green tea
Dislikes: Losing to Link, dark peanut butter (allergy)
Personality: Everyone thinks I'm evil, but I'm just competitive and misunderstood.
Looking for: A dark woman, preferably Dark Zelda.

 

[SheikahWarrior]

Name: Mikau
Age: 25
Likes: ROCKING OUT! \m/\>_</\m/
Dislikes: When my friend's eggs get stolen (not cool, dude), classical music.
Personality: AWESOME
Looking for: A girl who likes the same kind of music as I do (Rock and jass, lol) and can play, too. Must be a Zora

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Name: Happy Mask Salesman
Age: 30
Likes: stalking people, smiling 24/7, collecting and selling masks
Dislikes: broken promises, my masks being taken
Personality: curious, honest, bipolar
Looking for: A woman who knows mask marketing, as well as one who can withstand my smiling and following her around. Don't take my masks from me, or I'll turn into the Angry Mask Salesman!

 

[SheikahWarrior]

Name: Ummm, I forgot. Some people call me Adelle or Zordiana though :3
Likes: Being grabbed by the legs and swung at monsters
Dislikes: Being left in a sheath for large amounts of time c
Looking for: A guy who likes adventure, and can handle my more dangerous side 3

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Name: Kaepora Gaebora
Likes: Flying around, following little boys, being very thorough and informational while speaking, making sure you've heard everything I've said.
Dislikes: People who don't follow his advice, cheese.

I'm seeking a woman who is willing listen to all my unnecessarily long texts, rather than skipping through everything I'm saying and then cursing tenaciously because your finger slipped and you have to go through everything again. Do you understand everything I have said?
(A)Yes
(No, please say everything again

lawl

Name: Ummm, I forgot. Some people call me Adelle or Zordiana though :3
Likes: Being grabbed by the legs and swung at monsters
Dislikes: Being left in a sheath for large amounts of time c
Looking for: A guy who likes adventure, and can handle my more dangerous side 3

double lawl

Anyways.

Name: Fado
Likes: Music, having someone conduct for him, and cryptic ghost messages
Dislikes: Being killed by Ganon, not having anyone to conduct for him, and being killed by Ganon. Wait, did I mention I dislike being killed by Ganon?
Searching For: Musical girls who know how to wave a Conductor's Baton, blondies especially