Yo Mama Jokes

[theothernavi]

There's the Chuck Norris joke, then the classic yo mama. Keep it appropriate please.

To start:
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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes in an elevator, she has to go down.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got a shot, she deflated.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to a supermarket, a pear shouted "Hey cousin Randolph!"

I made up the last two.

 

[Majora's Cat]

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

 

[penguinboy82]

Yo mama's so nasty, speed stick slows down.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

 

[linksbro321]

Yo mama so stupid, she locked herself in a motorcycle.

 

[TNinja]

Yo mama is so fat, her BMI measures in acres

 

[SheikahWarrior]

Yo mama so fat her splash attacks actually do damage!

Oh, Pokemon jokes :U

 

[the_gamer]

Yo mama's so fat, she accidently swallowed Lord Jabu Jabu and he got lost inside of her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she had a bath in Lake Hylia, the Lake dried out!
Yo mama's so fat, when she puts the Giant's Mask on, it has no effect!

 

[insanity76]

Yo mama so fat she can hide Biggoron in her belly button.
Yo mama so ugly if you play the song of healing for her it would produce the Medusa Mask.
Yo mama so stupid she said yes when Sakon asked for her sword.

 

[the_gamer]

Yo mama is so stupid she listens to navi all day and has no idea what to do!
Yo mama is so stupid she once touched the triforce of wisdom and it melted.

 

[insanity76]

Yo mama so fat when she plays Epona's song, Epona takes one look at her and runs the other way.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford the wooden sword from the old man in the cave.

 

[Zelda's_Child]

Yo mama so fat, when she relaxes on the beach, the whales jump out of the water and sing;
"We are family!"

:xd: Oh, primary school memories...

 

[the_gamer]

Yo mama is so fat she got stuck in the rabbit hole at the beginning of MM

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Yo mama's so stupid she never won bingo because they never called free space.