Why the person above you would be arrested

[LinkIsSexy]

For telling me you were leaving when you weren't.

 

[HeroOfTime]

For being unhappy that I'm still here.

 

[Zelda18]

for not being content

 

[Blue Canary]

For having an ugly white line at the bottom of her avatar.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

For thinking white lines are ugly.

 

[Blue Canary]

For having an ugly white line on the side of your avatar.

 

[Zelda18]

For being a hater P

 

[Blue Canary]

For having a signature that is off-center...

 

[Zelda18]

for not liking my signature

 

[Blue Canary]

For having 301 messages, which is the point at which the YouTube view counter stops until the views are checked to make sure they are legitimate.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

For having a soul made of birdhouses.

 

[Blue Canary]

For not making a little birdhouse in your soul.

 

[LinkIsSexy]

For making me smile.

 

[Blue Canary]

For thinking sucking on someones ears is sexy... like, I can understand biting maybe, but... sucking?

 

[LinkIsSexy]

For not understanding that sucking Link's ears is really comforting for me.