WWYDI a herd of drunken armadillos banged down your front door with a loaded RPG screaming "GIVE ME ALL YOUR CHANGE MOTHER ****ER OR I'LL BLOW YOUR HOUSE TO SMITHEREENS AND EAT YOUR GRANDMA!!!!"?
What would you do if you heard footsteps on your house's main floor in the middle of the night while you were trying to sleep, and you knew that you were the only one home at the time, and pretend you have no pets.