Vaati. Simply because we have a lot in common.
Why would I like to be related to such a sinister villain? I'll tell you why! Vaati and I are very similar. On that note, I think we'd get along.
Zeldapedia said:
Vaati's personality is that of self-servitude and a desire for power, traits which originate from his witnessing the corruption in the hearts of humans. He is also shown to be cruel, cursing his former master upon becoming a sorcerer. He also displays considerable arrogance, believing himself capable of overpowering Link and the Four Sword with ease on multiple occasions, even after having been sealed in the Four Sword previously. He is also very lustful towards females, as demonstrated in Four Swords by his intention to make Princess Zelda his bride, as well as his backstory involving the kidnapping of various maidens who caught his fancy.
I've been told by just about everyone, including my parents, that I'm an incredibly selfish person. Although I always argue that I'm not, I won't deny that I have my selfish moments. Just like Vaati using Ezlo for his own selfish purposes. I sometimes blame others for my selfishness. Also, sometimes I enjoy seeing the pain of others. Not sure why, but it makes me feel better. Heh-- How insincere of me. I understand that's not the most respectful thing, but it's just my personality. It's something I can't control.
I can be very cruel with my words, especially if I don't get my way (referring back to my selfishness). I tend to troll to make myself feel better, using harsh words or jokes to get a kick out of things. The thought of someone betraying me is unimaginable. Just like Vaati didn't tolerate his former master becoming a sorcerer, I don't tolerate my friends turning their backs on me. In addition, I sometimes think I'm better than others, putting myself on top. A position where I shouldn't even be in the first place (TWSS).
As for lustfulness, I'm sure Vaati would be VERY proud to know that I've caught the hearts of my 10+ husbands on this website. I won't deny that I may appear as charismatic towards others, and I'm most certainly not ashamed of it. Just like Vaati, I'll do whatever it takes for the ones I love. Or even the ones I want.
The reason I want to be like, or even related to Vaati is because we share similarities. I love people who are just like me, and I have something I can relate to them in return. I understand his evil capabilities, but I wouldn't do something as evil as to what he's done. I can assure everyone of that. Once you get to know me, you may understand more. I do have a sweet side, you might want to try to get on that side for future reference. <3