The Legend of Zelda What are the meanest/*****iest/sassiest things Link has ever said in canon(game or otherwise)?

[HeroOfWisdom]

So, I'm doing a thing, and I was thinking about it, and for a relatively silent guy who can be kinda mean and crucify Koroks, I don't think he has enough dialogue options to bully npcs. Especially in TotK. So why don't we talk about the meanest things Link has ever said, and also the funniest dialogue options he has ever had like, ever. My vote for the funniest is when that one girl in BotW is like "OMG are you the Hero?" and you can make Link say "I am he"(apparently). But I haven't really seen Link having mean dialogue options

 

[RuMbLePaKk]

Well, excuuuuuuuse me princess

 

[Vanessa28]

The funniest convo options are in previews games. In PH you have to rescue Astrid the fortune teller. After doing so she's giving you directions where to go next. But you also got a choice in dialogue. Wether you wanna save Tetra or not. If you choose not saving her Astrid demands you to leave. Link does leave indeed but Linebeck stops him until you choose to save Tetra. That's one of the funniest things convo options ever because he does actually leave. But in BotW or TotK I haven't seen any option yet when Link is actually mean or cruel. Yep, you can hit NPC'S or be cruel to the Koroks you can carry but that's it. Unless I missed something

 

[Ganondorf]

Honestly any time someone gives you some very sad story or major problem in BotW/TotK & Link can flatly just respond with a simple: "Bye."

 

[Azure Sage]

Link's options when talking to disguised Yiga always make me laugh. "Isn't Master Kohga so dreamy?" to which Link can say "He's got a dumb belly." It's also fun to have Link pretend he's never heard of the Yiga because it makes them so mad. He's such a thorn in their side, it's hilarious.

 

[Mikey the Moblin]

Easily "nice hair" in skyward sword
I've never been more compelled

 

[Chevywolf30]

Always been a fan of how when the ex-rich girl traumadumps in Wind Waker, you can just say "that's kind of funny." She lost her whole life and you just find it moderately amusing, not even fully funny.