Read this in the voices of Jim Bowen and the announcer from television's hit dart-based game show Bullseye (1984-1998)
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN 1: You'll not have much trouble coaxing this fella from his shell, it's Squirtle
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN 2: He dresses just like his mouth — snappy. It's Totodile
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN 3: It's hard not to liek this little guy, it's Mudkip
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN 4: He's from the south, the deep south, it's Piplup
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN 5: He doesn't need anyone else to bring home the bacon, it's Tepig
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN 6: Is that a frog in my throat? No, it's just Froakie
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN 7: As close to purr-fect as you can get, it's Litten
AND CFROCK'S SPECIAL PRIIIIIIZE: It was kind of cool starting with a Pikachu, even if Yellow was bad because it basically made you Ash 'Yeah sure, I spent all this time training you but you can just stay in this tree' Ketchum