The Zelda Joke Thread

[Lord Carlisle]

Playing Zelda makes me wish I had E-Pony.

Eh, that wasn't so great, so here's another. Why doesn't Ganondorf surf the Internet? Because there are too many links.

 

[Cfrock]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The Imprisoned. Knock knock.

Who's there?

The Imprisoned again. Knock knock.

Who's there?

The Imprisoned once more... Do you like me yet?

SLAM!!


... No need to be rude...

 

[Terminus]

Zelda II:The Adventure of Link

 

[Lord Carlisle]

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/01/14/send-link.jpg

 

[Terminus]

You want to know how TWW and TP are different?

I'll tell you HHHHOOOOWWWWLLLLL

 

[Lord Carlisle]

You want to know how TWW and TP are different?

I'll tell you HHHHOOOOWWWWLLLLL

That was so cheesy I'll like it out of pity.

 

[Clank]

Why was Midna used in Twilight Princess...Because Link would have eaten Navi in his beast form...

 

[Lord Carlisle]

What did Darunia say to the sheep during summer?

"What a hot bleat!"

Came up with that shoddy piece of work myself.

 

[Spirit]

You're adopted...
Your parents are dead...
You were raised by a tree...
And now you have to save the whole of Hyrule!

 

[Cfrock]

If Shad was upset he'd be Sad.

If Shad was cooling off on a summer's day he'd be Shade.

If Shad was broken into pieces he'd be Shard.

If Groose was Canadian he'd be Moose.

If Groose controlled the flow of water he'd be Sluice.

If Groose was more agreeable he'd be Truce.

 

[Lord Carlisle]

You're adopted...
Your parents are dead...
You were raised by a tree...
And now you have to save the whole of Hyrule!

HA!! That's HILARIOUS!!!

 

[Cfrock]

What do you call a red Dodongo?

A Dondonstop.

 

[Clank]

What does Ganondorf think after every battle with Link; I really should just kill his mother...

 

[Lord Carlisle]

What do you call a family of trees asking for directions?

The lost woods.

 

[Spirit]

I heard your adventure was going well.
Here, have a water temple.