Since you are in an unkown planet with a gay green elve who knows jedi skills you do the most logic thing to do, you start playing FFVII, and when you got to the last boss...
Then you realize you are in heaven and you are bored so you want to buy a new Pokemon game so you can battle God. And when you were on your way to the store you find Link and your old "friend" Navi buying a Hylian shield, then you ask Link why:
The guy that you thought was God turns out to be a delusional old man who wanted some attention. You ask Navi why she is in Skyloft with the SS Link instead of being in Hyrule with OoT Link.
She answers that OoT Link doesnt exist, and she needs to bug a Link continously or she shall die.
She then asks you if you want to marry her, to wich you respond:
you don't care about darth vader being your father considering he's evil, so you kill him somehow with a random kame-hame-ha, leaving his lightsaber behind