You slash the cops with the sword, Dealing some damage, While cutting them, a black Cat dashes out of the bushes and helps you. It is Star Shadow from my fiction Darkstar!
Then, suddenly, the cat decides to die and never come back. He left you a box and you get into it. You are now trapped inside the box because you thought being trapped was going to make Superman come to the rescue. What do you do?
Punch your way out of the paper box. The box was 1000 feet in the air, so you fall. Falling down with you is a flashlight, backpack, and a towel. What do you do?
grab the back pack and flash light, then use the towel to float safely to the ground, after all the action, you are starving, there is a cactus, a melted chocolate bar, and a dead raccoon.
You are now in the middle of nowhere for you realised that it was all a dream. There is darkness all around you and you do not have your flashlight. What do you do?
you walk around until you find a small campfire, and a corpse, you find a sword jabbed onto his chest which hasn't had any time to rust yet, and there are two torches
An alien mothership approaches and you throw the torches at it but nothing happens, the aliens come down and you stab one with the sword that was in the corpse, the other one says he just wanted their brothers corpse and goes into the ship and shoots you with a laser, you dodge it and find that the dead alien had a laser gun, you shoot the alien space ship and the alien transforms into a werewolvevampirezombie and attacks you...
You lick your bottom and eat your poo to survive the starvation you were suffering, then you see a SUPER-ULTRA-MEGA-ROBOTIC-CHIKEN come down from the sky, the SUPER-ULTRA-MEGA-ROBOTIC-CHIKEN says to you:
Then you use the Super psychic powers to kill the SUPER-ULTRA-MEGA-ROBOTIC-CHIKEN, wich was actually revealed to be a transportation pod for a fairy named Navi, Navi tells you that she comes from far far away to annoy the hell out of a boy named Link, and that she was sent by the Jedi force of the west. She tells you to go: