*laughs obnoxiously* Oh how you make me titter Wyatt ol' chap! You must tell me more of these stories. This young man sounds very delightful, no?*sits down and sips his wine while telling tales of the great adventures of a young British hero during the war*
Comes in and confiscates ALL the alchoahlic beveages
I enter the party for the first time and sit in a corner by myself.