The Escalating Items Game

[bubblecrash]

a construction worker steals the hammer

 

[Wolf Sage]

A big @55 random predatory bird swoops in and kills the construction worker.

 

[Storm]

can't use bird Wolfie. The Villiage People take the construction worker, and YMCA him to death

 

[Wolf Sage]

The Terminator enters and shoots every member of the Village People with his lazer, thus killing them in the process.

 

[Storm]

John connor Kills Emmet L. Brown, Making a paradox, Killing the Terminator

 

[Majora's Cat]

I use my cat powers to slay John Connor and Emmet L. Brown, because I don't care if they just created a paradox or not.

 

[Reaca]

Marty McFly uses the time traveling Delorean to fix the time paradox.

 

[Storm]

The Delorean comes to Biffs Future and gets shot

 

[bubblecrash]

biffs future is taken over by highly evolved walruses

 

[Reaca]

Chuck Norris kills all of the walruses with a roundhouse.
Remember, Chuck is immune to everything that could possibly kill anything. So good luck killing him!

 

[bubblecrash]

chuck norris is killed by poison waffles

 

[Storm]

Time Makes the walls get destroyed (nothing can beat time now)

 

[Reaca]

Bruce Lee burps and resets time completely.

 

[Storm]

a stray bullet kills bruce lee

 

[bubblecrash]

the police come and confiscate the gun that caused the stray bullet