The Answer Game

[Hawk the Warior]

Ok, I made this game up and thought it would be fun. We all hate the questions were the answer is "it's a video game" so let's make some ridiculous answers to those questions. for example:
Why doesn't Link ever need to eat?

He uses his clothes for photosynthesis

It's a bad example, but you get the idea.
here's my question.
How does epona get to all the ranches?

 

[linksbro321]

She's under the illeagal market. What now?

 

[Hawk the Warior]

you ask a question, any It's a video game question

 

[Man_of_Squid]

Why is link such a vandal? Cuz wrecks a lot of stuff

 

[Linknmike]

Because he knows that there isn't any form of police in Hyrule.

How do metal shoes let you walk on the ceiling?

 

[linksbro321]

Magic of course!!!

How is Zelda brunette in some games and blonde in others?

 

[Vanessa28]

Because she loves to photoshop herself

Why didn't Shad claimed the Cannon for himself when he saw it in the basement?

 

[Linknmike]

Because he's partly blind.

How does magic let you walk on the ceiling?

 

[Djinn]

Because chewed old gum is magical

Why is the princess in another castle?

 

[Linknmike]

Because she didn't like the old one.

How come Link never gets tired?

 

[Swordbomb]

because he has stickers on and he is sleep walking!

how can ganondorf go from pig to man?

 

[Swordbomb]

what are you talking about??

how do you save the world then everyone thinks you didn't do anything?

 

[Linknmike]

By occansionally turning into a wolf.

How can jumping on enemies make them be dead?

 

[Swordbomb]

because the enemies hate feet

how do i create a time paradox and then save the wold?

 

[Linknmike]

With an irish wristwatch.

How do CHICKENS kill you?