STOP! Joke Time!

[penguinboy82]

Alright, so this game is pretty self-explanitory. One person posts a joke or funny quote, and the next person rates it 0-11, 0 being "that wasn't even a joke" and 11 being "OH SNAP, THAT WAS THE BEST JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!"

Example:
Person 1: Why did the turkey cross the road? The chicken was on strike.
Person 2: 4/10. Very original (sort of). Random joke.
person 3: 6/10. blah blah.
Okay, I'll start. Remember, it can be a joke OR quote.

Setting: *12/22/12*
Teacher: "Where is your homework?"
Student: "Uhh, I thought we were gonna die!"

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

11/11

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."[/FONT]

 

[zack125]

7/11

How can you tell a guy doesn't have anything to offer? His bride shows up at the wedding with another guy.