Well I have to introduce myself in front of a crowd, so I figured I would just a tell a joke. I came up with a few jokes, but they're not that great. Does anyone know any funny jokes I could tell? No dirty or racist jokes, though.
I was waiting in line at Starbucks once when I realized I really had to fart. I noticed that the music was really loud so I matched my farts to the rythm of the song. I started feeling better when I saw that everyone was staring at me. Then I realized I was listening to my Ipod.
This is great to crack up family members or anyone your not shy around !