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Short and Funny Jokes to Tell People

Jan 10, 2011
Well I have to introduce myself in front of a crowd, so I figured I would just a tell a joke. I came up with a few jokes, but they're not that great. Does anyone know any funny jokes I could tell? No dirty or racist jokes, though. :cool:
Jun 21, 2011
Going 2 Hyrule Castle
first you say that this is a true story

I was waiting in line at Starbucks once when I realized I really had to fart. I noticed that the music was really loud so I matched my farts to the rythm of the song. I started feeling better when I saw that everyone was staring at me. Then I realized I was listening to my Ipod.

This is great to crack up family members or anyone your not shy around :) !
Nov 20, 2008
What did one Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?

We are both Lawyers.


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