So, I was hanging out my friend, another zelda lover you all prolly know (Blackice, please stand up and smile at the crowd.), and i had this theory while hunting for poes. Now keep in mind, I don't have a whole ton of evidence to back me up, so hear me out: What if , when the timeline split, assuming it did, the happy mask shop salesman had two different fates: 1. Salesman goes to termina. and 2. Salesman stands up against Ganondorf, Ganondorf slashes him in face, mutilates the guy, only one eye, red because of broken vein in eye. He wears hood to not scare people away, and we only see one eye because, well, he only has one. He still needs to make a living, so he deals in the purchasing of poes and eats them for nourishment. When he says that he would have a different job if he had a better face, he refers to the loss of an eye and ahuge scar. Please give me your feedback.