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[Fraxinus]

i kind of want to say kirby

 

[thePlinko]

Once again, only if you manage to piss him off. Kirby doesn’t hurt his friends.

 

[Fraxinus]

i think he would casually just eat every single one of my possessions without malicious intent

 

[Chevywolf30]

I think a better question might be who of all of the Smash roster would make the worst roomate.

I’d say Game and Watch

i kind of want to say kirby

I could make a strong case for Dedede.

 

[Fraxinus]

is dedede also into vore

 

[thePlinko]

is dedede also into vore

Kirby, Dedede, Wario, and I feel like there’s one other.

 

[Fraxinus]

fear

 

[Chevywolf30]

Spoiler: For reference

Bowser would also be pretty bad. There's some others that I could see being tough to deal with, such as Sonic, Isabelle, Diddy Kong, Wario and a few others, but Bowser, Ridley and Dedede would be awful on a whole nother leve.

 

[Fraxinus]

my sister had a friend in college whose roommate literally smeared her **** on the walls like she was ****ing psychotic

 

[thePlinko]

my sister had a friend in college whose roommate literally smeared her **** on the walls like she was ****ing psychotic

Ah, so we have a reference point for Wario

 

[TheGreatCthulhu]

 

[Gorozoron]

 

[Fraxinus]

feh gotta keep up with totk i guess

 

[Fraxinus]

just randomly remembered how facebook pages used to have a "become a fan" button before they switched it for a like button

 

[Fraxinus]

@Chevywolf30 mythical creature thread reminded me, this guy is a horror artist who has a project where he makes depictions of werewolves akin to the nobility of vampires

The Order of the New Moon

A Roman Mosaic depicts a party of hunters killing a Lycanthrope. Greek physician Aëtius writes of them: “They are said to descend from Lycaon of Arcadia, who defied Divinity and was punished.…

valdevia.art

which the noble aesthetic of vampires is something that happened over time; at some point they were depicted as deranged and shapeshifting monsters that used blood for rituals to attain their immortality iirc
pop culture sure be funny