WELCOME TO STOCK CAR RACING.
WHAT RACER AND STOCK PHOTO CAR WILL END UP ON TOP?!
Commentating we have...
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Why couldn't it have been Nascar...
Why couldn't it have been Nascar...
Oh, hi, the name's, um, "Deez".
His name's "Have you ever seen an act of murder right in-front of your very own eyes?"
Yeah, yeah, cars.
Wait ,crap, quiz? Uh, uh, Mater, Lightning McDonalds-
Oh, right. Racing, cars.
Race cars if you will.
Wow the race has already begun! Currently in the lead we have the bulging flesh monster, sure to scar any racer that dares make eye contact with
It killed my therapist, it won't let my mind escape the thoughts.
But wait! Rushing by the floating telekinetic triplets.
Yeah.
In last place we have Joe. Joe likes to pose and give us his meanest glares and we love him for it.
He usually just leans against his dad's car in the middle of the track during races.
He couldn't give two ****s about actually driving the thing. Joe, wanna hang out next lunch break?
WOW BLAZING BY-
WE HAVE A WINNER.
Here are some wise words from this skilled racer!
Vroomvroomvroomvroom
Doing your mom.