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[Fraxinus]

i know diddly squat about minecraft but that sounds like a ride

is there really such thing as getting married in minecraft tho or are you memeing

 

[Link&Midna]

is there really such thing as getting married in minecraft tho or are you memeing

Oh no, not at all lmao
I'm just larping with a passive mob that regrettably wandered into my house

 

[Link&Midna]

Also your new pfp is really cool, it reminds me of fall leaves kinda

 

[Fraxinus]

thanks lol
its a new alt costume for some idiot dude in fe heroes and im kinda getting back into playing it and managed to summon him so thats cool

Oh no, not at all lmao
I'm just larping with a passive mob that regrettably wandered into my house

coulda fooled me! with sandbox, all things are possible

 

[Link&Midna]

I'm glad there's no marriage in minecraft lmao. I think they even took villager breeding out of my version for being too suggestive

 

[Fraxinus]

marriage in harvest moon when i was a kid was just like a thing that was there, but in modern games it's literally like supposed to create like some fantasy that you're actually in a relationship with the character and its so...

fedora


i can complain about this while playing rf1 because rf1's marriage feels like such an afterthought
theres some character in this game that is basically unmarriageable because you have to give her a level 50 fish as a marriage proposal or some ****. its so dumb its perfect

 

[Fraxinus]

theres no dating mechanic in rf1 you literally just like randomly give this girl a fish and shes your wife now

 

[Fraxinus]

tbh its probably comparable to skyrims marriage mechanic lol

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

I love how dorky Edgeworth can be

 

[Gorozoron]

I only married the person I did in Friends of Mineral Town because I kept accidentally walking into all of her "scenes" or whatever lol.
After I married'em I dropped the game almost instantly.

 

[Fraxinus]

i still wanna play the remake but idk if the mechanics for the friend/love stuff is still the same. in hmds it was pretty basic although i feel like it might have been required to progress the game eventually. but i just farmed mostly so i didnt really pay attention. but from what i understand hmds is pretty similar mechanically to fomt gba

having a spouse in some harvest moon games is beneficial cuz they'll make you lunch and thats actually very helpful for fieldwork and managing your stamina and stuff but you can also just cook for yourself. for some reason i was always bad about like actually using food to restore my stamina cuz i usually just cooked to complete recipe lists and shipped them for the money

the real reason not to get married in these games tho is the eventual... c hil d
i dont want a dang baby
i wanna raise an army of sheep

 

[Fraxinus]

that said, i totally stopped everything to marry krobus in stardew valley when they did an update to make him marriageable lmao

i liked a handful of the romanceable cast as character but i didnt wanna romance them. but krobus is such a bro

 

[Fraxinus]

stacking chests

 

[Chevywolf30]

I keep reading that shark talk thread as shark tank

 

[Fraxinus]

i keep reading it as shark tales