Wow....I read this thread and see tons of butthurt in it.
Well I'd bring Mases, A_LINK_IN_TIME, and Vanessa because they would be the best tools to help me. Except they'd be more like assets cause they're people.
Ocarina of Time! So I can go back in time and prevent the danger happen.
A wrench! I have a wrench under my electone piano seat.I am still keeping it.
Sheild! Protecting,duh.
Nerf! I'm using that as a powerful melee.
iPhone! So I can record my glory....and download a gun app so the sounds will sound like it ish real.
Captain Olimar.
He an I can go to some distant planet and live forever.
I really don't want to save 7 billion+ people.
It's not on my to do list.
I'll make it out of the atmosphere alive.
You all can die.