Ghirahim leaves his cookie unattended and Ganondorf eats it. This starts a screaming match. It's hard to make out most of it, but you do manage to hear: "You fat stupid pig! Get your own!" and "Go cry to your mommy you sparkly fairy!" Eventually Ganondorf gets mad enough to shift into his boar form, so I shoot him in his weak belly with a light arrow and he collapses on the ground while Ghirahim goes to get a replacement cookie.
I tell Demise I saw Ganondorf donating to charity and helping Link pwn monsters. It's a lie, but the Demon King believes it, so he drains Ganondorf's strength and powers and tells him he's the most pathetic incarnation of evil he's ever seen. Now Ganondorf's in the stockades getting tomatoes thrown at him, and he can't do a thing about it.