Ganondorf Pwn Game

[ferretlover♥]

I will throw a very large magnet at him XD [PWN]
*Troll Face*

 

[toonlink]

I summon Joey to use tackle. NYEHS!
ZD : 49?!
Dorfy-Dorf : -99

 

[Zelda-Rocks]

I use my monster-killing sword and shove it in his face.
ZD : 50
Ganondorf :-100

 

[Dragoncat]

Ghirahim leaves his cookie unattended and Ganondorf eats it. This starts a screaming match. It's hard to make out most of it, but you do manage to hear: "You fat stupid pig! Get your own!" and "Go cry to your mommy you sparkly fairy!" Eventually Ganondorf gets mad enough to shift into his boar form, so I shoot him in his weak belly with a light arrow and he collapses on the ground while Ghirahim goes to get a replacement cookie.

ZD members: 51
Cookie Stealing Fat Boar: -101

 

[MonkeyFightSquad]

First of all. Best game ever.

I kill Gannondorf with kindness. On yeah

Zd members:52

Gannondorf -102

 

[Dragoncat]

I tell Demise I saw Ganondorf donating to charity and helping Link pwn monsters. It's a lie, but the Demon King believes it, so he drains Ganondorf's strength and powers and tells him he's the most pathetic incarnation of evil he's ever seen. Now Ganondorf's in the stockades getting tomatoes thrown at him, and he can't do a thing about it.

ZD members: 53
Ganondorf: -103