Funny or Memorable IM or Shoutbox Conversations.

[Azure Sage]

6:26 PM <Azure Sage> xD
6:26 PM <JuicieJ> PYTHONG
6:26 PM <JuicieJ> LMAO
6:26 PM <Azure Sage> Multiple game consoles?
6:26 PM <JuicieJ> Y U GUYS NO WATCH MONTY PYTHONG
6:26 PM <Thareous> So what was it from?
6:25 PM <Azure Sage> consoles?
6:25 PM * Thareous consoles
6:25 PM <JuicieJ> :cry:
6:25 PM * JuicieJ cries
6:25 PM <Lord Vain> Me neither...
6:25 PM <Azure Sage> :/
6:25 PM <Azure Sage> I didn't get it, JJ.
6:25 PM <JuicieJ>
6:25 PM <JuicieJ> ...Nobody got my reference?
6:24 PM <JuicieJ> FIVE IS RIGHT OUT

Pythong: The newest in thong technology.

 

[Fraxinus]

If you don't find it funny, too bad. I find it hilarious. You guys are so supportive. xD [bottom to top]

25/09/2012 21:41 <Ventus> Oh, ok. I'll go back to my corner. :cry:
25/09/2012 21:41 <Ventus> Anyone? No?
25/09/2012 21:40 <Ventus> you get VGA, so you could be a monitor out cable <:
25/09/2012 21:40 <Azure Sage> xD
25/09/2012 21:40 <Ventus> if you take out the x
25/09/2012 21:40 <Azure Sage> lol I figured you would be, Van
25/09/2012 21:40 <mandym287> vxgd
25/09/2012 21:40 <Ventus> fix this dilemma.
25/09/2012 21:40 <mandym287> but vxga looks weird
25/09/2012 21:40 <Ventus> Azure, imad
25/09/2012 21:39 <Azure Sage> Watch out, he's going to try science.
25/09/2012 21:39 <mandym287> Or, I could just change his element to Gallium
25/09/2012 21:39 <PhantomTriforce> we will MAKE chemistry if that's what it takes
25/09/2012 21:39 <mandym287> WHYYY
25/09/2012 21:39 <mandym287> I have, like, a list of 10+ pet names for him
25/09/2012 21:39 <Ventus> it's ok mandy, you can have all the chemistry with Gani you want :>
25/09/2012 21:39 <PhantomTriforce> no mandy
25/09/2012 21:38 <mandym287> but... but... does that mean Gani and I don't have chemistry? ;c
25/09/2012 21:38 <Ventus> i haven't tried luckily
25/09/2012 21:38 <PhantomTriforce> don't even bother making sense of it
25/09/2012 21:38 <PhantomTriforce> there's complex chemistry involved
25/09/2012 21:38 <Ventus> i so want to make a thread stating why Vaati and Ganondorf are one and the same now. But I can't; rules say no. And my mind just knows it isn't true. :<
25/09/2012 21:37 <Ghirahimiscool> I don't get it.
25/09/2012 21:37 <PhantomTriforce>
25/09/2012 21:37 <Ventus> LOL mandy
25/09/2012 21:37 <mandym287>
25/09/2012 21:37 <mandym287> so it's, like, impossible
25/09/2012 21:37 <mandym287> Because we're worlds apart and shizz
25/09/2012 21:37 <Ghirahimiscool> Oh.
25/09/2012 21:36 <mandym287> So, it makes sense that Gadolinium and Vanadium won't bond.
25/09/2012 21:36 <mandym287> Lol, Platinum
25/09/2012 21:36 <PancakeSamurai> lol
25/09/2012 21:36 <PhantomTriforce> duh
25/09/2012 21:36 <PhantomTriforce> Gani = Vaati
25/09/2012 21:36 <PancakeSamurai> :facepalm:
25/09/2012 21:36 <mandym287> Ganondorf
25/09/2012 21:35 <Ghirahimiscool> Who's Gani?
25/09/2012 21:35 * mandym287 snickers
25/09/2012 21:35 <PhantomTriforce> I got nothing, mandy
25/09/2012 21:35 <PhantomTriforce> I..um
25/09/2012 21:35 <Ventus> fixe.
25/09/2012 21:34 <PancakeSamurai> >_<
25/09/2012 21:34 <Atticus> UGLY
25/09/2012 21:34 <mandym287> how is that villainous?
25/09/2012 21:34 <mandym287> but Gani is snuggly
25/09/2012 21:34 <mandym287> oohhh
25/09/2012 21:34 <PhantomTriforce> http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/f16/f9/who...ver-36172.html
25/09/2012 21:33 <mandym287> which thread?
25/09/2012 21:33 <PhantomTriforce>
25/09/2012 21:33 <mandym287> <3
25/09/2012 21:33 <PhantomTriforce> i expected you to drool Ganon all over my thread by now

 

[Azure Sage]

9:05 PM <Vanessa28> LOL
9:05 PM <lazarusryu> Ninja'd lol
9:05 PM <Awesome> THIS IS SPARTA!
9:05 PM <Azure Sage> WHAT'S HAPPENING
9:05 PM <Azure Sage> IS THIS NARNIA?!
9:05 PM <Awesome> V
9:05 PM <Azure Sage> AM I IN THE MATRIX?!
9:05 PM <Azure Sage> THIS IS NOT THE ORDER OF THE UNIVERSE
9:04 PM <lazarusryu>
9:04 PM <Azure Sage> LAZ AND VEE WERE *NOT* TOGETHER FOR A WHILE?!
9:04 PM * Vanessa28 says yes
9:04 PM <Azure Sage> WHY
9:04 PM <Azure Sage> HOW
9:04 PM <Azure Sage> WHAT?!
9:04 PM <Azure Sage> REmarry?!
9:04 PM * lazarusryu gets down on his knees
9:04 PM <Vanessa28> Laz do you wanna remarry me?

Vanessa, why did you break the natural order?! D:

 

[ZeldaFan11]

Please note that some language may offend some people. so if you dont like the N word...dont click the spoiler. lol

Spoiler

[9:21:46 PM] Sully: Night Niggole
[9:21:46 PM] Smoopy the Yak: Girl, get yo black *** to bed.
[9:21:58 PM] Nicole: Niggole omg
[9:22:07 PM] Madame: that is now your name forever.
[9:22:16 PM] Smoopy the Yak: Niggole = awesome
[9:22:20 PM] Sully: I know I make the best nicknames now go the **** to sleep
[9:22:24 PM] Nicole: kk
[9:22:42 PM] Madame: night bb
[9:23:26 PM] Sully: **** y'all niggaz
[9:23:50 PM] Smoopy the Yak: Tell 'em like it iz, muh nigga.
[9:23:55 PM] Dan: Dan comes back to conversation
[9:23:59 PM] Dan: we still talking about ******s
[9:24:06 PM] Madame: apparently so
[9:24:10 PM] Smoopy the Yak: Yo, who the hell you think you are cracker?
[9:24:16 PM] Smoopy the Yak: You can't say nigga, *****.
[9:24:37 PM] Dan: oh please you black people are just resistant to sun burn and have bigger ***** get over yourself !
[9:24:49 PM] Dan: ****** (smirk)
[9:24:52 PM] Smoopy the Yak: Got dat right muh nigga
[9:25:05 PM] Sully: We get sunburnt ******
[9:25:11 PM] Sully: You just can't see it
[9:25:17 PM | Edited 9:25:24 PM] Dan: only on the palms of your hands
[9:25:52 PM] Smoopy the Yak: Shaniqua got her *** sunburnt a few days a go, nigga eat up. I'd feel sorry fo 'er if she wasn't such a *****.
[9:26:04 PM] Boss Daddy Kailyn: nigglets surround my house.
[9:26:18 PM] Sully: **** you ****
[9:26:21 PM] Dan: she isn't a full ****** then
[9:26:21 PM] Smoopy the Yak: Yo, it's muh nigga Boss Daddy Kailyn!
[9:26:30 PM] Dan: can she go super ****** 2 ?
[9:26:36 PM] Boss Daddy Kailyn: Ayyyeeee nigglet
[9:26:58 PM] Sully: Wellcum 2 Sexy ****** Chat
[9:27:15 PM] Boss Daddy Kailyn: i luv sxy ****** chat
[9:27:17 PM] Sully: Suck our black ****s
[9:27:19 PM] Smoopy the Yak: Where niggas come to chat with other niggas.
[9:27:42 PM] Dan: can we suck on each others ***** two and bite the ends off ?
[9:27:47 PM] Boss Daddy Kailyn: niggs, ill fo' sho do that for you.
[9:28:04 PM] Madame: and this is where i run away screaming
[9:28:12 PM] Smoopy the Yak: Fo rizzle muh nizzles, what is up in hizzle?
[9:28:15 PM] Sully: We niggas fast
[9:28:24 PM] Sully: We'll catch yo ***
[9:28:25 PM] Dan: Dan bites all the ****** ***** off
[9:28:29 PM] Sully: And rape you
[9:28:38 PM] Boss Daddy Kailyn: not rape if willing
[9:28:39 PM] Dan: and glues them together to create super ****** ****
[9:28:47 PM] Smoopy the Yak: If someone didn't know any better they would think we're all a bunch of racists.
[9:28:57 PM] Dan: Dan stiches super ****** **** to his own white ****
[9:29:01 PM] Dan: ***** YEAH
[9:29:11 PM] Dan: Dan slaps his super ****** **** at HoT
[9:29:25 PM] Boss Daddy Kailyn: Hotty<3
[9:29:29 PM | Edited 9:29:33 PM] Smoopy the Yak: You ever played Super Nigga **** 3 for Game Boy?
[9:29:42 PM] Dan: nah only 4 and 2
[9:29:44 PM] Smoopy the Yak: Nigga, dat sheeit is crazy.
[9:29:49 PM] Sully: I love ****** ****
[9:29:59 PM] Dan: Dan shoves his ****** **** into hots mouth
[9:30:06 PM] Boss Daddy Kailyn: i dont wanna see black ****
[9:30:18 PM] Dan: you wanan see yellow **** ?
[9:30:23 PM] Madame: holy **** this is turning into 50 shade of grey
[9:30:27 PM] Madame: nopenopenopenopenope
[9:30:31 PM] Sully: Nope
[9:30:35 PM] Sully: Only 1 shade
[9:30:39 PM] Dan: red **** ?
[9:30:41 PM] Dan: blue **** ?
[9:30:42 PM] Sully: And that's ******
[9:30:50 PM] Boss Daddy Kailyn: ****** shade all da way
[9:30:52 PM] Dan: 50 shades of pure ******
[9:31:03 PM] Sully: 1 Shade of ****** ****

 

[Vanessa28]

Vanessa, why did you break the natural order?! D:

We divorced briefly like half an hour or so and remarried

 

[Night Owl]

11:30 PM <A Link In Time> Not really.
PK Flash Answered in thread : Which Song Are You Currently Listening To?
11:28 PM <Locke> geddit?
11:28 PM <A Link In Time> Huh?
11:27 PM <Locke> Help! I've frozen and I can't end process!
11:26 PM <Locke> cmd froze and task manager can't kill it o.o

Joke fail?

 

[Violet Link]

4:07 PM <Random Person> echo... echo... echo...

A few hours later!

6:11 PM <Krazy4Krash> *tumbleweed*
6:10 PM <Krazy4Krash> "echo... echo... echo..."
6:10 PM <Krazy4Krash> i'll quote RP and say:
6:10 PM <Krazy4Krash> for freaking hours
6:10 PM <Krazy4Krash> has been dead
6:10 PM <Krazy4Krash> this box

xD and I'm the only witness.

 

[Krazy4Krash]

9:25 PM <Violet> you look beautiful k4k
9:25 PM <Violet> ermahgerd
9:25 PM <Joy> You don't need that when you look this fabulous
9:24 PM <Krazy4Krash> now give me my ***** back
9:24 PM <Krazy4Krash> excellent
9:24 PM <Joy> <3
9:24 PM <Joy> You look so pretty
9:24 PM <Spirit of Rutela> You do
9:24 PM <Krazy4Krash> do i look fabulous?
9:24 PM <Krazy4Krash> -.-
9:23 PM * Joy and Vio and Spirit give K4K a makeover
9:23 PM * Joy takes out blond wig and razor
9:23 PM * Spirit of Rutela picks out some heels for K4K
9:22 PM * Violet takes out a dress, same size as K4K
9:22 PM <Violet> BECOME ONE OF US
9:22 PM <Krazy4Krash> AHHHHHHHHHHHH
9:22 PM <Joy> Well make a woman out of you Krazy
9:22 PM <Krazy4Krash> NO!
9:22 PM <Spirit of Rutela> Become one of us
9:22 PM * Krazy4Krash yells
9:21 PM <Violet> BE A GIRL K4K!
9:21 PM * Violet takes out daggers
9:21 PM <Krazy4Krash> **** **** **** ****
9:21 PM * Krazy4Krash runs
9:21 PM * Violet high fives back
9:21 PM <Spirit of Rutela> yeah, we'll fix it Krazy, hold still
9:21 PM * Joy takes out scissors
9:21 PM * Spirit of Rutela high fives Joy and Violet =]
9:21 PM <Violet> Y'know..
9:21 PM <Joy> We can fix that if you like
9:21 PM <Violet> xD
9:21 PM <Krazy4Krash> i feel inadequate
9:20 PM * Joy high fives Vio and Spirit
9:20 PM <Spirit of Rutela> \m/ ^_^ \m/
9:20 PM <Krazy4Krash> oh no
9:20 PM <Joy> Girl power
9:20 PM <Joy> Nothing sounds good
9:20 PM <Spirit of Rutela> nearly all girl SB, i like it =]

...and I still haven't got my ***** back.

 

[TheRizardon]

[

] 7:51 AM * Violet then sprays perfume on K4K and Rizard
7:51 AM * Violet slowly walks towards him
7:50 AM * Violet gives an evil smirk on Rizard
7:50 AM <Spirit of Rutela> Yeah you do Riz
7:50 AM <TheRizardon> I don't like this at all
7:50 AM * Violet makes K4K gulp it
7:50 AM * Krazy4Krash chokes
7:50 AM <TheRizardon> I feel fabulous
7:50 AM * Violet makes K4K drink the potion
7:50 AM <Krazy4Krash> NO!
7:49 AM <Violet> DRINK IT
7:48 AM * Krazy4Krash denys
7:48 AM * Violet gives K4K a girl potion to drink and forces him to drink it
7:48 AM <TheRizardon> NOOOOOOOO
7:48 AM <Krazy4Krash> i have pity on the lad
7:48 AM <Krazy4Krash> i shant hurt riz
7:47 AM * Violet gives a girly haircut on Rizard
7:47 AM * Violet changes Rizard's shirt to a dress
7:47 AM <Joy> K4K you're a girl now too
7:46 AM <TheRizardon> NO PLEASE
7:46 AM <Krazy4Krash> TAKE ME INSTEAD
7:46 AM * Joy takes out scissors
7:46 AM <Krazy4Krash> PLEASE LADIES HAVE MERCY ON RIZ
7:46 AM * Joy catches Riz
7:46 AM * TheRizardon runs
7:46 AM <TheRizardon> NO PLEASE
7:46 AM <Krazy4Krash> TAKE ME INSTEAD
7:46 AM * Joy takes out scissors
7:46 AM <Krazy4Krash> PLEASE LADIES HAVE MERCY ON RIZ
7:46 AM * Joy catches Riz
7:46 AM * TheRizardon runs
7:46 AM <Krazy4Krash> RUN
7:46 AM <Krazy4Krash> before it's too late!
7:46 AM <Krazy4Krash> run away and never return
7:45 AM <Joy> Let's get 'em
7:45 AM <TheRizardon> !
7:45 AM <Krazy4Krash> run away riz
7:45 AM <Violet> A MAKEOVER!
7:45 AM <Violet> GIVE RIZARD
7:45 AM <Violet> LETS
7:45 AM <Violet> ...
7:45 AM <Violet> GIRLS
7:45 AM <Violet> OH NO
7:45 AM <TheRizardon> Good morning Shoutbox.
7:45 AM * Violet takes a aubern colored hair dye
7:44 AM * Joy heats up wax.
7:43 AM <Spirit of Rutela> Make him look like a geisha
7:43 AM * Violet chases K4K
7:43 AM <Violet> LET'S GO!
7:42 AM <Violet> LADIES!
[

]
I'm still trying to figure out whats going on. :xd:

 

[Krazy4Krash]

9:53 PM * Violet makes K4K drink the potion
9:52 PM * Joy goes to put on perfume.
9:51 PM <Joy> That reminds me
9:51 PM <Krazy4Krash> IT BURNS!
9:51 PM <Krazy4Krash> AHHHHHHHH
9:51 PM <Krazy4Krash> NOT THE PERFUME!
9:51 PM * Violet then sprays perfume on K4K and Rizard
9:51 PM * Violet slowly walks towards him
9:50 PM * Violet gives an evil smirk on Rizard
9:50 PM <Spirit of Rutela> Yeah you do Riz
9:50 PM <TheRizardon> I don't like this at all D:
9:50 PM * Violet makes K4K gulp it
9:50 PM * Krazy4Krash chokes
9:50 PM <TheRizardon> I feel fabulous
9:50 PM * Violet makes K4K drink the potion
9:50 PM <Krazy4Krash> NO!
9:49 PM <Violet> DRINK IT
9:48 PM * Krazy4Krash denys
9:48 PM * Violet gives K4K a girl potion to drink and forces him to drink it
9:48 PM <TheRizardon> NOOOOOOOO
9:48 PM <Krazy4Krash> i have pity on the lad
9:48 PM <Krazy4Krash> i shant hurt riz
9:47 PM * Violet gives a girly haircut on Rizard
9:47 PM * Violet changes Rizard's shirt to a dress
9:47 PM <Joy> K4K you're a girl now too
9:46 PM <TheRizardon> NO PLEASE
9:46 PM <Krazy4Krash> TAKE ME INSTEAD
9:46 PM * Joy takes out scissors
9:46 PM <Krazy4Krash> PLEASE LADIES HAVE MERCY ON RIZ
9:46 PM * Joy catches Riz
9:46 PM * TheRizardon runs
9:46 PM <Krazy4Krash> RUN
9:46 PM <Krazy4Krash> before it's too late!
9:46 PM <Krazy4Krash> run away and never return
9:45 PM <Joy> Let's get 'em
9:45 PM <TheRizardon> !
9:45 PM <Krazy4Krash> run away riz
9:45 PM <Violet> A MAKEOVER!
9:45 PM <Violet> GIVE RIZARD
9:45 PM <Violet> LETS
9:45 PM <Violet> ...
9:45 PM <Violet> GIRLS
9:45 PM <Violet> OH NO
9:45 PM <TheRizardon> Good morning Shoutbox.
9:45 PM * Violet takes a aubern colored hair dye
9:44 PM * Joy heats up wax.
9:43 PM <Spirit of Rutela> Make him look like a geisha
9:43 PM * Violet chases K4K
9:43 PM <Violet> LET'S GO!
9:42 PM <Violet> LADIES!
9:42 PM * Krazy4Krash backs away
9:42 PM * Violet is about to give k4k a makeover
9:42 PM * Violet gets near K4K
9:42 PM <Joy> ****'s about to go down.
9:41 PM <Spirit of Rutela> haha ooooohhhh wax
9:40 PM <Krazy4Krash>
9:40 PM <Joy> it can get a lot worse K4K
9:40 PM * Joy takes out wax
9:39 PM <Joy> But now you're beautiful
9:38 PM <Krazy4Krash> no
9:38 PM <Krazy4Krash> ...
9:36 PM <Violet> Say yes, or else.
9:35 PM * Violet takes ribbons
9:35 PM * Violet takes make up, high heels, tight dress, tights, nail polish
9:35 PM <Spirit of Rutela> Face lift =]
9:34 PM <Krazy4Krash> what else could you possibly do?
9:34 PM <Violet> SAY YES OR ELSE WE'LL DO IT MUCH MORE WORSE
9:34 PM <Violet> Yes.
9:33 PM <Krazy4Krash> i'd say no
9:33 PM <Krazy4Krash> was it worth getting my **** cut off?
9:33 PM <Krazy4Krash> 3 likes

Riz, you missed the beginning.

 

[Violet Link]

7:48 AM <Violet> Locke is right, Az's face IS beautiful
7:48 AM <Azure Sage> I know
7:47 AM <PancakeSamurai>
7:47 AM <Locke> Your face is beautiful
7:47 AM <Azure Sage> It's beautiful
7:47 AM <Azure Sage> Most Heartful OSTs Ever: Lucid Dream - YouTube
7:47 AM <Azure Sage> I like this song

 

[Turo602]

8:54 PM <TheRizardon> I cannot believe that no one can cancan in a canoe
8:54 PM <Majora's Cat> this history essay is gonna be the bomb
8:54 PM <Wolf Sage> Pie all; Doggie wants foods...
8:54 PM <Azure Sage> Can you belive it?
8:54 PM * Turo602 cancans harder
8:54 PM <Azure Sage> So much can. I cannot belive this.
8:53 PM * bspurka can
8:53 PM * Wolf Sage cancans
8:53 PM <TheRizardon> Can I Can
8:53 PM <TheRizardon> I cannot cancan here or there, I cannot cancan anywhere
8:52 PM <Turo602> Cuz I can
8:52 PM <Wolf Sage> Can you cancan in a canoe?
8:52 PM <Turo602> Can Ada cancan?
8:52 PM <TheRizardon> I cannot cancan or cancan while cancanning
8:51 PM <Wolf Sage> I can cancan in both Canada and Cancun.
8:51 PM <Turo602> I can cancan, question is, can you cancan while cancanning?
8:51 PM <TheRizardon> Teach us how to do the cancan
8:51 PM <Azure Sage> I cancannot
8:51 PM <Azure Sage> I cannot
8:51 PM <Vanessa28> I cancan
8:51 PM <Azure Sage> I can't.
8:50 PM <TheRizardon> I can't cancan, can you cancan?
8:50 PM <Wolf Sage> Can anyone cancan?
8:50 PM <Turo602> Sure you can

Can you?

 

[Azure Sage]

9:54 PM <Azure Sage> Can you belive it?
9:54 PM * Turo602 cancans harder
9:54 PM <Azure Sage> So much can. I cannot belive this.
9:53 PM * bspurka can
9:53 PM * Wolf Sage cancans
9:53 PM <TheRizardon> Can I Can
9:53 PM <TheRizardon> I cannot cancan here or there, I cannot cancan anywhere
9:52 PM <Turo602> Cuz I can
9:52 PM <Wolf Sage> Can you cancan in a canoe?
9:52 PM <Turo602> Can Ada cancan?
9:52 PM <TheRizardon> I cannot cancan or cancan while cancanning
9:51 PM <Wolf Sage> I can cancan in both Canada and Cancun.
9:51 PM <Turo602> I can cancan, question is, can you cancan while cancanning?
9:51 PM <TheRizardon> Teach us how to do the cancan
9:51 PM <Azure Sage> I cancannot
9:51 PM <Azure Sage> I cannot
9:51 PM <Vanessa28> I cancan
9:51 PM <Azure Sage> I can't.
9:50 PM <TheRizardon> I can't cancan, can you cancan?
9:50 PM <Wolf Sage> Can anyone cancan?

I can not believe we used the word "can" so many tmes. Can you believe it? I can not.

 

[Turo602]

I can not believe we used the word "can" so many tmes. Can you believe it? I can not.

REDUNDANT!

 

[Azure Sage]

REDUNDANT!

You ninja'd me. :I

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2:05 AM <Azure Sage> ._.
2:05 AM <Azure Sage> Libk wtf
2:04 AM <Linkdude74> you
2:04 AM <Linkdude74> Bye Az. Be careful. Hope no one rapes
2:04 AM <XskywardX> okay LD
2:04 AM <Azure Sage> Ta-ta
2:04 AM <A Link In Time> Later.
2:04 AM <Azure Sage> Tootle-loo
2:04 AM <Azure Sage> Ciao
2:04 AM <Azure Sage> ... Yeah I'ma go watch me some Sword Art Online now.