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Majora's Cat

How about that
Joined
Sep 3, 2010
Location
NJ
XUs2
 

CynicalSquid

Swag Master General
Joined
Aug 1, 2012
Location
The End
Gender
Apache Helicopter
10:03 PM <Din's Fire> lol
10:02 PM <MadameMajora> My Face When - Reaction Faces Database
10:02 PM <Din's Fire> thats the basics really not that funny
10:02 PM <Din's Fire> and mr it calls him ching chang chong
10:02 PM <Din's Fire> then mr idiotic tomato found a steryotybical asian called honorrable chairman tomato
10:01 PM <Din's Fire> the ensleved a fishe named nemo and possesed his and his name is nemo backward omen
10:00 PM <Din's Fire> then they had kids but they got taken away for obvious reasons
10:00 PM <Din's Fire> he married doctor to good for you tomato who now does 4 truck fulls or crack every day
JuicieJ Answered in thread : Leak or Fake?
9:59 PM <Din's Fire> kills them and goes on to his next victum
9:59 PM <MadameMajora> a real sassmaster.
9:59 PM <MadameMajora> he sounds like a real charmer, that one
9:59 PM <Din's Fire> he carries a gun and says **** you in the face or in the *** you choose
9:59 PM <MadameMajora> well
9:58 PM <Din's Fire> he graduated from mit and did so much drugs his blood isnt ketchup its every drug known and unknow to man
9:58 PM <MadameMajora> night!
9:58 PM <Fig> I'm about to go to sleep. Good night buddies and family!
9:58 PM <MadameMajora> hmm yes fascinating
9:57 PM <Din's Fire> so i invented mr idiotic tomato
9:57 PM <Din's Fire> okay in math last year me and my friend got really bored
Fig Answered in thread : Leak or Fake?
9:57 PM <MadameMajora> I WISH TO KNOW
9:57 PM <MadameMajora> EXPLAIN
9:56 PM <Din's Fire> cause its a indside joke you dont understand
9:56 PM <MadameMajora> never mind.
9:56 PM <MadameMajora> then why did you even bother making-
9:54 PM <Din's Fire> i hate tomatoes btw
9:54 PM <MadameMajora> alas, i am but a hermit
9:54 PM <MadameMajora> same
9:54 PM <Din's Fire> i wish i had friends

my jokes aren't funny
 

Libk

Spaceballs: The Mafia Player
Joined
Jul 12, 2011
Location
Spaceball 1
* 2:16 PM* <Majora's Cat>* and it was pretty awesome
* 2:16 PM* <Majora's Cat>* school started today
* 2:16 PM* <arkvoodle>* I have honestly, truly never been more bored in my life.
* 2:16 PM* <arkvoodle>* Everything is boring lately.
* 2:15 PM* <arkvoodle>* It's been dead for a while.
* 2:15 PM* <Linkdude74>* It's that dead in here
* 2:12 PM* <Linkdude74>* (Be a man) We must be swift as the coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
* 2:11 PM* <Linkdude74>* I'm never gonna catch my breath Say good-bye to those who knew me Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym This guy's got 'em scared to death Hope he doesn't see right through me Now I really wish that I knew how to swim
** Go_Skyward* Answered in thread : GCC Round 7 Smash Brothers Brawl Voting
* 2:10 PM* <Linkdude74>* Tranquil as a forest But on fire within Once you find your center you are sure to win You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot And you haven't got a clue Somehow I'll make a man out of you
* 2:08 PM* <Linkdude74>* Let's get down to business To defeat the Huns Did they send me daughters When I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met But you can bet Before we're through Mister, I'll make a man out of you
 

Dan

Joined
Sep 19, 2011
Gender
V2 White Male
You get on SB first thing you see is a long discussion about a spider walking up to a sunny d girl. :right:

3:54 AM <Atticus> HE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE ASKED ABOUT THE WEATHER
3:54 AM <Lord Vain> Yes?
3:54 AM <Lord Vain> if it bites her so help myself.....
3:54 AM <Atticus> OH DEAR GOD
3:54 AM <Din's Fire> atticus use thunder smash
3:54 AM <Atticus> brb
3:54 AM <Atticus> okay I will befriend the spider
3:54 AM <zellinkda> OR THEY KEEL YOU
3:54 AM <Big Octo> he only approaches you to make friends
3:54 AM <Atticus> lol Vain
3:54 AM <zellinkda> be nice to spiders
3:53 AM <Atticus> It's too far away
3:53 AM <Lord Vain> Atticus, use you Goddess powers.....pick up a box and squish it
3:53 AM <Big Octo> Make friends with spider
3:53 AM <Atticus> OMGOMGOMGOMG DREAM CAME TRUE
3:53 AM <zellinkda> att get a shoe
3:53 AM <Atticus> OMG THERE WERE SPIDERS IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT
3:53 AM <Din's Fire> am i invisible?
3:53 AM <Big Octo> Spoiders, Mr. Frodo
3:53 AM <zellinkda> oh wait you just did.
3:53 AM <Atticus> IT'S GOING TO KILL ME
3:53 AM <zellinkda> KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
3:53 AM <zellinkda> we had some spider problems earlier
 

Ganondork

goo
Joined
Nov 12, 2010
Damn sneaky pyramids

[5:47:29 PM] Arkvoodle: However, the biggest derp in egyptian history was losing a pyramid
[5:47:33 PM] Arkvoodle: HOW DO YOU LOSE A PYRAMID
[5:47:33 PM] Arkvoodle: HOW
[5:47:39 PM] Athenian200: Sand.
[5:47:45 PM] Athenian200: Lots and lots of sand.
[5:47:47 PM] Arkvoodle: But a newly built pyramid
[5:47:54 PM] Arkvoodle: ready to be presented to Sekhemet
[5:48:01 PM] Arkvoodle: And..."Oh. Where'd it go?"
[5:48:08 PM] Arkvoodle: "I don't know. It was here yesterday"
[5:48:11 PM] Arkvoodle: "I hate you guys"
[5:48:38 PM] Kitsu: goddamn pyramids moving all over the place!!!
 

Azure Sage

Join your hands...
Staff member
ZD Legend
Comm. Coordinator
3:56 PM <JuicieJ> .......I'M GONNA ****ING KILL YOU!
3:56 PM <Azure Sage> ... YES.
3:56 PM <JuicieJ> WELL ARE YOU?!?
3:56 PM <Azure Sage> TWARTING YOUR PLANS?
3:56 PM <JuicieJ> THWARTIN MY PLANS?
3:56 PM <Azure Sage> NOTHIN MUCH
3:56 PM <JuicieJ> WHAT ARE YOU DOING
3:56 PM <Azure Sage> WHAT ARE WE DOING?
3:56 PM <JuicieJ> (be Gohan)
3:56 PM <JuicieJ> (help me out, Azure)
3:55 PM <JuicieJ> SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
3:55 PM <JuicieJ> WHAT'S UP GUYS
3:55 PM <JuicieJ> HEY

The awesome moment when we successfully make a DBZ Abridged reference in the shoutbox.
 

Violet Link

takumi was a mistake and so are the S supports
Joined
Feb 18, 2012
Location
insert fictional world
10:06 AM <Azure Sage> It's one word
10:06 AM <Azure Sage> lol "Poke Mon"
10:06 AM <Darknut_Hunter> but there are several differences between humans and animals that you should know about
10:06 AM <Raindrop14> Sword Art online, what's that?
10:06 AM <Violet> LOL
Cromishe Created thread : Best Poke Mon Villian
10:06 AM <Violet> WOW
10:06 AM <Violet> Sword Art Online ,Rainy.
10:06 AM <Darknut_Hunter> Well now, we call this the act of mating
10:06 AM <Azure Sage> Sword Art Online, Rainy
10:06 AM <Majora's Cat> this belongs in FAQ
10:06 AM <Azure Sage> I already can't wait for the next one
10:06 AM <Violet> And I drew Kirito and Pina, it looks ugly
10:06 AM <Raindrop14> What anime is that?

I CAN'T BELIEVE AZURE DIDN'T REALIZE THIS!~!!
 

Violet Link

takumi was a mistake and so are the S supports
Joined
Feb 18, 2012
Location
insert fictional world
1:01 PM <Violet> lol
1:01 PM <Violet> DISTRACTED.
1:01 PM <Violet> MUAHAHAHAHA.
1:01 PM <Azure Sage> HOW DISTRACTING
1:01 PM <Vanessa28> DROP IT NOW THANKS
1:01 PM <Azure Sage> OH LOOK A DISTRACTION THAT IS DISTRACTING ME

Distracted like a boss.
 

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