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[Sydney]

Thareous and his snake-like nature. :/

7:53 PM <Thareous>
7:53 PM <TheMasterSword> __ __ _//|/|\|/|| | | |\/`--' '
7:53 PM <TheMasterSword> __/__/__//|\|/|\|| | | | `--'
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7:52 PM <TheMasterSword> NO ONE POST

 

[Ronin]

11:10 AM * Atticus constantly whacks Thar and GIC
11:09 AM * Ghirahimiscool falls in the ditch because of it
11:08 AM * Ghirahimiscool makes blinding light
11:08 AM * Thareous confuses himself!
11:08 AM * Ghirahimiscool takes Atticus's shovel and whacks her with it
11:08 AM * Thareous uses Confuse on Atticus
11:07 AM * Thareous spreads dragon wings and bursts through the hole
11:07 AM <Ghirahimiscool> Ouch.
11:06 AM * Ghirahimiscool makes light
11:06 AM * Atticus whacks her with my shovel
11:06 AM * Ghirahimiscool digs out
11:04 AM * Atticus laughs evily
11:04 AM * Thareous is afraid of the dark
11:04 AM <Ghirahimiscool> Its so dark, I can't see a thing.
11:03 AM * Atticus covers hole up with dirt
11:03 AM * Ghirahimiscool goes with Thar
11:03 AM * Thareous dives into a hole
11:02 AM <Ghirahimiscool> Hi!
11:02 AM * Atticus shoots
11:02 AM * Thareous strikes
11:02 AM <Thareous> Hisssss!
11:01 AM <Atticus> Curse you and your snake-like nature.
11:01 AM <Thareous> Bump.

This is what I get for reviving the dead ShoutBox. :I

 

[Violet Link]

Empty the chat input field
9:15 PM <_VioLink_> YU R AKTUALLY SLEEPING NAOW.
9:15 PM <Thareous> We never saw any of this.
9:15 PM <_VioLink_> DIS IS YOUR IMAGINATION
9:14 PM <_VioLink_> THAR
9:14 PM <_VioLink_> OH NO
9:14 PM <_VioLink_> IF YO AN EVIL WITCH I WILL PUNCH YOU FO FUN!
9:14 PM <Thareous> ಠ_ರೃ
9:14 PM <_VioLink_> I CAN PUNCHY YO BUNS!
9:14 PM <_VioLink_> PUNCHY YO BUNS!
9:14 PM <_VioLink_> I'M A TOUGH TOOTIN BABY THAT CAN PUNCHY YO BUNS!
9:14 PM <_VioLink_> IMMA SHAKING MAH FANNY I CAN SHAKE IT MAH CAN!
9:13 PM <_VioLink_> okai
9:13 PM <Vanessa28> with what Violet?
9:12 PM <_VioLink_> Vee,should i continue?
9:11 PM <_VioLink_> :/
9:11 PM <_VioLink_> oh wait too late
9:11 PM <_VioLink_> I'M A TOUGH TOOTIN BABY THAT CAN DANCE LIKE A MAN!
9:11 PM <Vanessa28> I ma here but play mario 3D land
9:11 PM <_VioLink_> ...
9:11 PM <_VioLink_> LEMME DO DA ACTION AGAIN....
9:11 PM <_VioLink_> NO ONE IS HEER
9:11 PM <_VioLink_> OKAI

Second time.

8:57 PM <Thareous> Yeah. We never saw a thing.
8:57 PM <_VioLink_> NOTHING IS GOING ON
8:57 PM <_VioLink_> YEAH
8:57 PM <_VioLink_> BAHAHAHAHAHA
8:57 PM * _VioLink_ laughs sooo hard
8:57 PM <_VioLink_> EVERYTHING IF YOU SCROLL DOWN ITS YOUR IMAGINATION.
8:57 PM <_VioLink_> OH HAI THAR
8:56 PM <Thareous> Twice takes all the fun out of it.
8:55 PM <_VioLink_> Shall I do it again?
8:55 PM * _VioLink_ is still laughingterribly hard
8:54 PM <Petman1325> Will do.
8:53 PM <_VioLink_> You are here now so um,pretend u didn't see that kay.
8:53 PM <_VioLink_> Well...
8:53 PM <_VioLink_> I was alone and bored,so I was thinking of doing that since no one is in the SB except me,,
8:52 PM <Petman1325>
8:52 PM * _VioLink_ is laughing so hard
8:51 PM * _VioLink_ takes five rupees
8:51 PM <_VioLink_> Ok...
8:51 PM <_VioLink_> LOL
8:51 PM <Petman1325> Here's five rupees, we'll never speak of this again...
8:50 PM <_VioLink_> hi petman.
8:50 PM <_VioLink_> oh um
8:50 PM <_VioLink_> !
8:49 PM <_VioLink_> IF YO AND EVIL WITCH I WILL PUNCH YOU FO FUN!
8:49 PM <Petman1325>
8:49 PM <_VioLink_> I CAN PUNCHY YO BUNS!
8:49 PM <_VioLink_> PUNCHY YO BUNS!
8:49 PM <_VioLink_> I'M A TOUGH TOOTIN BABY THAT CAN PUNCHY YO' BUNS!
8:49 PM <_VioLink_> IMMA SHAKIN' MAH FANNY I CAN SHAKE IT MAH CAN!
8:48 PM <_VioLink_> I'M A TOUGH TOOTIN BABY THAT CAN DANCE LIKE A MAN
8:48 PM <_VioLink_> ....
8:48 PM <_VioLink_> Oh well.
8:48 PM <_VioLink_> People are already sleeping.
Atsuma Answered in thread : Two Stories Ready for Publishing (just Need Time and Perhaps Characters)
8:42 PM <Vanessa28> Good night Krash
8:42 PM <Krazy4Krash> well, good night, zd

I'M SOOOOO SORRY PETMAN.

6 Minutes after Vee and K4K left...
(both of em' should've seen this.)

 

[Dan]

The lovable duo are back !

4:42 PM <JuicieJ> Let's just say that OoT wouldn't be as legendary
4:42 PM <VanitasXII> they didn't have too much to work with; MQ is iirc like 32MB just like OoT, they didn't have all the promised changes of Ura Zelda. But yeah, I can agree it was last minute.
4:42 PM <JuicieJ> If MQ were a Zelda game of its own
4:41 PM <JuicieJ> It's obvious they put it together last minute
4:41 PM <JuicieJ> The puzzle design really isn't that great
4:41 PM <VanitasXII> Why do you say they're sloppy
4:41 PM <JuicieJ> Uh, yeah
4:40 PM <VanitasXII> Sloppy, really?
4:40 PM <JuicieJ> I'm just saying it's not really that impressive
4:40 PM <JuicieJ> I"m not complaining
4:40 PM <JuicieJ> But the dungeons are pretty sloppy
4:40 PM <JuicieJ> That's better than HM, sure
4:40 PM <VanitasXII> MQ >>> HM at the very least.
4:40 PM <JuicieJ> Different dungeons, OK

 

[Vanitas Remnant]

Hey, um, where can I find this "Shoutbox or IM", and do I have to register?

 

[Dan]

Hey, um, where can I find this "Shoutbox or IM", and do I have to register?

You need 100 posts to get ze shoutbox.

I'm so funny

5:12 PM <Dan> The sky *giggles*
5:11 PM <Destiny> sup
5:11 PM <Dan>
5:11 PM <Dan> Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Got to give credit to athenian for giving a serious answer.

6:43 PM <athenian200> So chances are the old man would eventually fill out enough to rip his pants. I don't know whether that means he won, or the jeans won.
6:43 PM <Ghirahimiscool> They're not even alive.
6:43 PM <Ghirahimiscool> Why would jeans win a fight?
6:43 PM <athenian200> Well, old men usually wear their jeans above their belly button.
6:42 PM <Dan> GiC who would win in a fight, a pair of jeans or a old man ?

Great Link !

5:10 AM <Thareous> http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/f16/fu...tml#post534558

 

[Azure Sage]

9:27 AM <Azure Sage> Nine Ten this is a cucco, not a hen.
9:27 AM <Azure Sage> Seven Eight haters gonna hate
9:27 AM <Azure Sage> Five Six you're a bundle of sticks!
9:27 AM <Azure Sage> Three Four shut the damn door
9:26 AM <Azure Sage> One Two go buckle a shoe

This is what happens when I get bored in a dead shoutbox. I start ad-libbing nursery rhymes.

 

[Ventus]

6:06 PM <VanitasXII> goddamit R2
6:06 PM <Chilfo Freeze> oh, good. I'msaved.
6:06 PM <r2d93> PT i was just walking and it was game over. and all i could do was walk...
6:06 PM <Chilfo Freeze> HALP.
6:05 PM <Chilfo Freeze>
6:05 PM <Chilfo Freeze> are y'all serious right now?!
6:05 PM <Chilfo Freeze> ...wait.
6:05 PM <Chilfo Freeze> This is cruel
6:05 PM <Chilfo Freeze> Oh gawd.
6:05 PM <VanitasXII> ok
6:05 PM <Hero of Time> Make Chilfo do all the talking

Dis wuz funneh imo. R2 ruined it all! [noparse]D:[/noparse]

 

[Dan]

12:44 AM <Nicole> I'm attracted to the sounds of mice sneezing

Why am I not surprised.

 

[Ventus]

10:06 PM <Dan> v
10:06 PM <octorok74> v
10:06 PM <VanitasXII> v
10:06 PM <Turo602> v
10:06 PM <Dan> v
10:06 PM <Turo602> I'm Batman!
10:06 PM <Thareous> v
10:06 PM <VanitasXII> v
10:05 PM <Hero of Time> v
10:05 PM <Dan> V
10:05 PM <octorok74> v
10:05 PM <Turo602> v
10:05 PM <VanitasXII> gtfo JJ
10:05 PM <Hero of Time> twss
10:05 PM <JuicieJ> Or fart man
10:05 PM <Thareous> Never denied it tonight.
10:05 PM <Dan> V
10:05 PM <Thareous> v
10:05 PM <VanitasXII> v
10:05 PM <Turo602> v
10:04 PM <octorok74> And that one truth is that Turo is Batman.

Hop on the V train!

 

[Turo602]

10:06 PM <Turo602> <
10:06 PM <Thareous> I'm Superman!
10:06 PM <Dan> v
10:06 PM <octorok74> v
10:06 PM <VanitasXII> v
10:06 PM <Dan> v
10:06 PM <Turo602> v
10:06 PM <Turo602> I'm Batman!
10:06 PM <Thareous> v
10:06 PM <VanitasXII> v
10:05 PM <Hero of Time> v
10:05 PM <Dan> V
10:05 PM <octorok74> v
10:05 PM <Turo602> v
10:05 PM <VanitasXII> gtfo JJ
10:05 PM <Hero of Time> twss
10:05 PM <JuicieJ> Or fart man
10:05 PM <Thareous> Never denied it tonight.
10:05 PM <Dan> V
10:05 PM <Thareous> v
10:05 PM <VanitasXII> v
10:05 PM <Turo602> v
10:04 PM <octorok74> And that one truth is that Turo is Batman.

There's your proof guys. I am the goddamned Batman.

10:11 PM <Turo602> v @Van
10:11 PM <octorok74> I know that. Batman is best.
10:11 PM <VanitasXII> besides, Turo is always right.
10:11 PM <VanitasXII> Turo did it best = he gets bragging rights
10:11 PM <Turo602> v @Van
10:11 PM <Terminus> What the science is going on?
10:11 PM <Thareous> Nor you.
10:11 PM <VanitasXII> Thar, get out
10:11 PM <octorok74> Best= not Thar.
10:11 PM <Thareous> First = he gets bragging rights.
10:10 PM <Turo602> I did it best.
10:10 PM <Hero of Time>
10:10 PM <Turo602> It's not about being first. It's about being the best.
10:10 PM <Hero of Time> you suck
10:10 PM <zellinkda> ..
10:10 PM <Thareous> HoT.
10:10 PM <Hero of Time> Thar
10:10 PM * Terminus is lost
10:10 PM <Thareous> Van did it first. :/
10:09 PM <Dan> ....and maybe no clothes
10:09 PM <Dan> with no food or water
10:09 PM <Turo602> Van, I did it better!

Further proof.

[video=youtube_share;gBzJGckMYO4]http://youtu.be/gBzJGckMYO4[/video]

 

[Sydney]

* Nicole burns Atticus
* Atticus burns Nicole's card
* VanitasXII is outraged that his record could possibly be broken
* Terminus raises the "?" card
* Nicole raises a card with a "69" on it
* Atticus raises a card with a "9" on it

Well that escalated quickly......

 

[A Link In Time]

After a long day, I decide to hop on Skype for some entertainment and naturally troll Keith. Unfortunately his swag outdoes my shallow witticisms.

[11:16:30 PM] A Link In Time: Hey Nelson.
[11:16:40 PM] Keith: Holy **** wat
[11:16:56 PM] A Link In Time: Your Asianness fascinates me.
[11:17:09 PM] Keith: I dance like a beautiful ballerina
[11:17:39 PM] A Link In Time: I've been thinking.
[11:17:44 PM] A Link In Time: We should kill Keith.
[11:17:48 PM] A Link In Time: He's such a nuisance.
[11:17:53 PM] Keith: Yeah he sucks
[11:17:58 PM] Keith: But ALIT is a ******
[11:18:00 PM] Keith: So it evens out

 

[JuicieJ]

HRM...

7:08 PM <Nicole> it was scary
7:08 PM <Nicole> and the toilet flushed with the force of a thousand suns
7:08 PM <Nicole> and I went to the bathroom there
7:08 PM <Jesse> me too
7:08 PM <Nicole> I went out to ear before, right
7:08 PM <Nicole> have to pee

 

[Ronin]

7:08 PM <Hero of Time> inb4 so is your face
7:08 PM <JuicieJ> Someone quote that
7:08 PM <Nicole> it was scary
7:08 PM <Nicole> and the toilet flushed with the force of a thousand suns
7:08 PM <Nicole> and I went to the bathroom there
7:08 PM <Jesse> me too
7:08 PM <Nicole> I went out to ear before, right
7:08 PM <Nicole> have to pee
7:08 PM <Hero of Time> Very similar when you think about it
7:07 PM <Hero of Time> And not all blacks have adopted it, but still
7:07 PM <Thareous> But it's more accepted, it seems.
7:07 PM <JuicieJ> only if white people say it
7:07 PM <Hero of Time> It still is an insult
7:07 PM <Hero of Time> Well, I shouldn't say it used to be
7:07 PM <Hero of Time> The n-word used to be an insult, and African Americans have adopted it proudly...
7:06 PM <Nicole> indeed
7:06 PM <Hero of Time> I like how Yankee used to be an insult but then we Americans adopted it proudly
7:05 PM <Nicole> let's go Yankees
7:05 PM <Hero of Time> nou
7:04 PM <Majora's Cat> everybody do the dinosaur
7:02 PM <Thareous> And the pink dragon.
7:02 PM <Hero of Time> I am the Heropotamus
7:02 PM <Hero of Time> You have failed to see my true identity
7:02 PM <Nicole> And the purple dinosaur
7:02 PM <Hero of Time> Just like the hippopotamus

Friends are a great thing to have...despite how randomly a subject might change. :O